Beginning of the End...

...This should be the second to last BackAlleyPics.com mobile conversion update. Took me awhile to get these three ladies done and added here didn't it? Truth is, they have been done since I did the last update a week ago but I was to busy to be bothered with adding an update here. What can I say I have been pretty terrible about updates during this whole mobile upgrade bullshit. That is all about to be over now... FINALLY.

All but the the Grand Finally, The Lingerie Bowl post, which is what I have been working on while I wasn't writing this update. Some of that is up and running on Version 2.0 not to mention the addition of Adrianne Curry. More on that in a later update. Hopefully soon.

But for now, here are these and as soon as I get done typing this out and uploading it I am going to finish the last seven collections that need to be mobilized and stick a fork in this shit. Yeah and I am going to finally get around to making the image pages mobile friendly. In the meantime, as I promised while I was doing the site mobilization, there would always be collection updates of some sort, here is...

Liv Tyler - I added over 200 candid pics to her collection. Nothing all that amazing because let's face it she isn't all that amazing. She may still have a career but I doubt this collection is ever going to go anywhere much farther than this because it is boring and I have grown bored with it.

Lizzy Caplan - I added over 800 pics to her collection, candids and a few nudes. Unlike that above collection her collection seems to be one to watch. She likes to show up to events without her bra which is A O.K. with me considering that her nipples always seem to be cold or she is just incredibly horny all the time? Not to mention she likes her sheer clothing. Or maybe she just likes her tits and likes to show them off and that is why she got added to the Skin Side.

Lucy Lawless - I added close to 200 candids pics to her collection. Probably the last of the pics that will be get added to this one. There aren't any recent ones and I didn't really see any that were recent when I was working on her collection that were worth adding {or duh, they would be here and I wouldn't be having this conversation with myself}. I did manage to scrape together more than a few sexy ones though.

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The P is Still Free...

...Letter P is now mobile and so is the first part of Letter L, not to mention a little of Letter N. Like that shit don't ya? I am jumping all over the place now. And still updating collections and adding as many pics as possible. That will run out soon, then again, I will be out of pages that need to be mobile and I might actually get back to working on that other site that I started and have basically abandoned for the last three months. But for now, the end of the pages that need mobilizing and more than a few pics to add here...

Laura Ramsey - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. There are a few bikini candids and some sexy cleavage pics in her bra and a few pokies pics without her bra. Her collection and career look to be about done but I think that this one will trickle on a little longer. She got married and had kid(s)? Hollywood has probably replaced her with a younger version of herself that we will get around to replacing her collection with as well. She was fun while she lasted.

Leah Remini - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. And I think that will be all that I will be adding to this one. Her career has been over and from the new candid pics that I have seen of her {and left right where they were at} that is for the better. I couldn't figure out who the old lady in the candid pics I was looking at was and then I realized the old lady was her. Disturbing. Throwing her cult church under the bus to promote her book seems to be her new tactic for making money and staying in the lime light. Good luck with that. She should have got her tits out while people still gave a shit.

Leonor Varela - I added over 250 candid pics to her collection. And a few of those sets are pretty recent so this collection still has hope. She may not be all that famous but she is still showing up to events looking sexy and still leaving her bra at home. There is no shortage of pics in her collection without her bra with her nipples poking out, not to mention a few without her bra with her nipples slipping out.

Paula Patton - I added 600 pics to her collection. Not only to her candids but to her photoshoots as well. About the only thing that her collection is missing is the nudes, then it would be complete. Unfortunately I have never seen those with the exception of movie roles. I thought I heard her and the douche she was married to split so maybe she will start leaking some at some point because that always seems like the next logical step, then again I could be wrong and it could have been some other useless chick and her douche that split? To lazy to look and don't give a fuck.

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* Side Note - I guess I should have mentioned this a lot sooner but a lot of the ladies BackAlleyPics.com web addresses have changed. A.K.A bookmark addresses will have changed so if you have someone bookmarked you may want to change the bookmark. If not, fuck it, the bookmark will still work as I have been pretty thorough when it comes to IIS redirects while doing this. Just something that I thought I should mention.

Clusterfuck...

...Wow, this page is a little dusty. No updates for damn near a month? What the fuck have I been doing? Not working on BackAlleyPics that is for sure. July proved to be a very unproductive month. I mentioned earlier that I knew that things would slow down for a second. I had to be out of town with family for two weeks of the month so that right there was going to be counter-productive. But what I didn't anticipate was putting a new battery in the laptop and then plugging my USB keyboard and mouse back in after the Fourth of July weekend, having some type of hardware failure and it corrupting garbage ass Windows and destroying my hard drive. Riddle me that shit? So I spent the other two weeks of July retrieving data, waiting for a new drive, and then reinstalling software instead of getting any work done. Good thing I just did a back up a week prior or I wouldn't be this far.

But that bullshit is over and for as far as I can tell we are back on track and hopefully August will be a better month than July? Crossing my fingers. I might get this mobile shit done sometime in 2016? Although, I am adding boatloads of new pics so we can't complain to much. Not to mention that I am ending all types of collections so that I can actually focus on adding new ones. And speaking of adding those new pics, lets get to the point.

Letters K and M are now completely finished leaving only Letters L, N, O, P and some of the Skin Side to finish. So without further ado let us get Letter L started and and from what it looks like a lot of it basically finished.

Moon Bloodgood - I added about 100 candid pics to her collection. With the exception of her photo shopped photoshoots and maybe one or two of the candid sets this collection is actually pretty boring and I for one am glad to say that I think that this one is also at it's conclusion {just so I can add some new chicks that actually aren't boring}. When the last set of sort of sexy candid pics was over 5 years ago I give up hope and quit looking.

Lara Flynn Boyle - I added a couple of candids to this collection of her in a bikini {over there} and a few low quality pics of her in a see through shirt without her bra. This collection was pretty much done before it got started and until this chick learns what food is I am happy to see it done. I don't think that any one will give a shit either way?

Laura Harring - I added over 100 candids to her collection. Pretty old candids. Another collection that has come to it's finally, probably along with her career. At least we got a couple of excellent lesbian scenes and pretty hot photoshoots out of her before she went. Mulholland Drive is the only reason that she is here in the first place. If I wouldn't have seen her in that I would have never thought twice about adding her.

Laura Prepon - I added over to 300 candids to her collection, a collection that I called done, once upon a time. Amazing what getting your tits out and pretending to go down on other chicks on camera will do for some actresses' careers. I highly doubt that she doesn't know what Taylor Schilling's pussy smells and tastes like because having your face buried that deep in another chicks crotch, well. Good for her I say. I don't know the cult's beliefs on Lesbians but I say fuck the cult and you go girl. Although her eating pussy and getting naked a lot in 'Orange is the New Black' is extremely hot, this collection is still pretty damn boring.

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Happy Fourth of July...

...I almost didn't get this update done before the holiday. Actually I am doing this update on the holiday weekend because circumstances just happened to turn out that way. Yesterday I just said fuck the update because I have been sick all week and didn't get shit done on anything, internet of otherwise, and this weekend was looking pretty bad as far as me feeling good but obviously I must be feeling somewhat better? I will let you know later because right now I have to much blood in my caffine stream.

Anywho. The mobile conversion still marches on and I am still going through this grueling shit. I lied, I thought that I would be further than this by the holiday weekend but that didn't happen. Although basically all I have left now is Letters L, N, O, and P, which if you are counting them down like I am that is just a little over fourty ladies collections left out of 400? Hell if I know? I used to know that number but right now I am in a hurry and am to lazy to count. If I had them all in the database it would count them for me but instead of adding them to Version 2.0 I had to stop and program them all for mobile first.

That being said I have added a shitload of new pics in the process and speaking of new pics and upgrades... Happy Fourth of July!

Kristanna Loken - I added close to 300 random candids to her collection and I think basically after I add her to Version 2.0 her collection is done. She doesn't really have any career to speak of now and I don't think that she has done a new photo shoot in years so... Who gives a shit, I always thought that her collection would turn out to be a lot more exciting than it really is. Basically her candids are just sexy cleavage pics with an up skirt set thrown in.

Kristen Bell - I added a shitload of pics to her collection! Over 1300 random candids to be a little more accurate. And that isn't all of them yet. But to be fair her collection is about as interesting as her husband is funny which is to say not very. Sure she has some bikini pics and sexy cleavage pics but other than that, nothing all that interesting. But I never expected her to be all that interesting anyway. She just looks and acts like a lame prude. Maybe if she would have gotten naked in 'House of Lies' like Anna Paquin in 'True Blood' Showtime might not have cancelled it because people might have actually tuned in?

Kristin Davis - I added about 500 random candids to her collection. And another chick whose's collection I believe is coming to a conclusion. Unless they make a 'Sex and the City 17' which I think people could care less about her career is pretty much over as well, not to mention all of the other chicks careers that were in that piece of shit. She was the only hot one on the show anyway...

Monet Mazur - I added close to 150 random candids to her collection. And yet another collection that will be coming to a close. This chick never really had a career to begin with so that is not all that surprising. And yet another collection that I thought would be a lot more interesting than it turned out to be. But all of these closing collections leaves room for the new ones so that is the plus side.

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter K {and M} Cont...

...Here is the middle of Letter K's updates with a few bonuses from Letter M as well. Digging around in "my little bag of tricks" aka the "Finish" folder I found a few sets of topless pics that I thought I would throw up quick while I was converting the collections over to version 1.5 aka mobile. I wish I could say that I have a bunch more of these little nuggets stashed away but they are few and far between. I just sometimes run across sets like these and grab them while the grabbing is good so that I don't run the risk of not finding them again.

This is almost the conclusion of Letters M and K so I am finally almost done with this mobile bullshit and might finally be able to get back to regular old collection updates and additions. Once I finish these two letters all that is left is Letter L which will have a bunch of random candid additions and Letters N-P which is less than 20 ladies so the bottom is in sight!

I have almost forgot what I was doing before I started this, but no, what I was working on was a whole bunch of very dirty Dita Von Teese pics. They are on the way some day... after I finish this and then get back to finishing getting her Skin pics together. Only got about 70 ladies mobile collections to finish. But in the meantime there are always these...

Kelly Hu - I added a few sets of some sexy candids to her collection including a few set of her in see through without a bra showing off her tits like the one over there. Those alone were worth the update.

Kirsten Dunst - I added close to a hundred candids to her collection. As with most of the Letter K candid additions most of those are bikini candids but hers comes with the bonus of bikini candids with the waves pulling up her bikini top showing the world her tits. Not to mention that there are few up skirt candids in there while it looks like she was partying a little to much {or maybe not enough?}. Not a commando up skirt but she is showing enough.

Marion Cotillard - I added a set of her on set of "Rust and Bone" in wet panties topless. I doubt that you will have much rust in your bone when your done looking at those. Does that work? No. Then nevermind that I said it. Any way I never really noticed that her tits were so big?

Mena Suvari - I added a set of topless bikini pics to her collection. She is far from being the hottest chick on the planet so any little thing that she does to make her hotter is always a bonus. You forget all about Butterface when you can look down and avoid it and her having her tits out definitely helps with that.

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J Cont Again...

...Finally finished the non-nude Gallery S mobile collections. Damn that sucked and was time consuming as hell. Nope, no new pics there. Just simply mobile friendly now. This is the reason that I am starting to jump around the site. Most if not all collections after letter L won't be getting any pic additions because I don't have any new pics for those collections that are worth spending the time to add. They will have to wait until I do actual official collection updates and move them to Version 2.0 and add them to the other site. But in the meantime I still have letters J - L and I do have a few more pics to add to those. So after I finished most of mobile letter S {the none nude collections, The Skin Side is now on hold until the end of the mobile updates} I jumped back to Letter J and...

Jennifer Garner - I added about 160 random candids to her collection. Not very interesting unless you are a fan of horse faced chicks which I am not. That being said and tastes in women differing these are what some may consider very hot additions: bikini pics, see through pics, and some pretty impressive cleavage pics for a chick that really has no tits to speak of {just check out the above mentioned bikini pics}.

Jennifer Love Hewitt - I added close to 600 random candid pics to her collection. Mostly bikini and sexy cleavage pics, a lot of sexy cleavage. This chick likes to show up to events with her tits hanging out. Not that we mind.

Jessica Biel - I added about 100 bikini, see through, and sexy cleavage pics to her collection. For some reason or another I didn't have may pics of her squirreled away? I imagine that when I do finally get around to her official collection update this one will be huge.

Jewel Kilcher - I added a little over 500 pics to her collection. Primarily sexy cleavage pics although there are a few bikini pics in there. Is this chick even relevant anymore? She still shows up to events with her tits hanging out so I guess she is still relevant on BackAlleyPics.com.

- Bonus - I also did a little extracurricular work on Scarlett Johansson's collection. Seeing as she decided to go and get her tits and snatch out for the camera since the last time I visited her collection I added some full nude screen captures from "Under the Skin" to her collection. I usually don't do movie screen captures but this time it was for a reason. Your smart, you'll figure it out.

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J Cont...

...Another pic dump. This one is over 1100 pics and there is no shortage of bikini pics in there. This is the start of the Jennifers so that should be expected?! If you haven't noticed I am not updating the home page everytime I add pics and this info is actually a few days old. If you are actually watching the process of the "BackAlleyPics.com 1.5 Mobile Version Pic Updates" you may just want to check through the current Letter of the last update. E.G. there is more of Letter J done and I am farther than the four you see here. During this process stopping to update this page everytime I added pics would just be way to time consuming and counter-productive. That said:

Jennifer Aniston - I added over 500 random candids pics to her collection. There are more than a few bikini pics {some with suspect resolution}, some see through pics, some upskirt pics, and as always sexy cleavage pics. I have never seen the fuss over this chick. Bland and boring.

Jennifer Connelly - I added a couple sets, about 25 pics, of her in see through at various events. Didn't have many pics of her squirreled away for some reason?

Jennifer Ellison - I added close to 500 random candid pics to her collection. There is no shortage of staged bikini candids, AKA her acting like the paparazzi followed her to the beach or pool and took snaps of her running around with her top off but not showing anything. Attention whoring. You know the shit that low rent celebs do. There is also a bunch of sexy cleavage pics, a few up skirts, some see through... no shortage of her tits {no nipples} and her forehead.

Jennifer Esposito - I added about 60 random candids pic addition to her collection. All pics of her sexy cleavage. Pretty lame actually and I thought about skipping these but I have to get to them some time?

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter K {and M}...

...I have now moved onto to the mobile version and the "random candids" of Letter K. Not to mention the mobile version of Letter M which will be getting no updates. Yeah I am really starting to jump around the site now. But as I stated earlier, this is so that I can keep adding pics while I am doing the mobile update.

Letter K won't be seeing near the amount of "random candids" that Letter J did. I am assuming that this is due to the fact that I looked at most of those collections, looked at the amount of time it would take to harvest the pics and then organize them all and just said "fuck that for now"? I just don't have many pics stock piled for the Letter K ladies. Mostly just their bikini candid pics. It looks like a lot of collections in Letter K will end up being around the 5k picture mark when finished and those collections will be very time intense and I am trying to just get this mobile shit done so that I can once again concentrate on 5000 pic collections. So we will just have to settle for these little Letter K updates.

I am slowing down on the site progress right now because I live in the Midwest of the United States, it is Summer Time, and doing this site re-programming is very time consuming, not to mention monotonous and tedious. I wait for summer all winter long, because as I just stated I live in the Midwest. Unless you consider shoveling snow when it is ten degrees a fun outdoor activity, or doing anything when it is ten degrees, then you understand my point. Not to mention that the Fourth of July is coming up. For the next month or so updates will probably be slow in the making but I am working on it and getting this mobile shit done is still a high priority. I am hoping to have most of this done by the Fourth?! But for now...

Kate Beckinsale - I added over 200 random candids to her collection. They are mostly bikini candids. I don't think that I will be recieving to much hate mail for that. There is also some very sexy cleavage pics in there.

Kate Bosworth - I added over 100 random candid pics to her collection. Once again mostly bikini candid pics but there are also more of the set of sexy cleavage/see through pics that you see over there. Is it me or do her tits not look mighty big in those pics? I would say wonder bra but...

Kate Hudson - I added a few bikini candids to her collection. Not a very big update but considering that most of the candid collections on BackAlleyPics consist of sexy cleavage and, let us just be honest here, her tits aren't much bigger than a 150 pound dudes? Let us just hope that when we do get to her collection update that she gets creative when showing up to events to look sexy aka see through, upskirts and what not, or her candids collection may be growing at the rate at which her tits did at puberty.

Katherine Heigl - I added a few bikini candids to her collection. Remember Katherine Heigl? I forgot this chick existed until I started doing this update. She was an "up and comer" and then from what I remember she talked shit about some one or something when she did "Knocked Up" and it looks like her career took a nose dive into mediocrity and small paychecks. I could look it up but who gives a fuck? Not I.

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J Conclusion...

...Here is the remainder of the pics that I had stored away for the chicks in Letter J, close to 1300 of them. Not a very exiting update as far as nudity goes, or nip slips or up skirts {Jordana Brewster does have a pretty weak set of up skirt pics} or camel toes or... it is mostly just sexy cleavage, legs, and bikini pics with a few sets of see through pics and pokies thrown in.

Unfortunately these aren't "official" updates anyway and I ain't putting to much time or effort into them. All the true focus is programming the mobile pages and these little updates are just side effects. Just peeking into most of the collections that I am updating, most of them don't have nudity because they are doing PG-13 garbage movies or garbage network television shows that pay them boat loads because the general viewing public has shit for taste in movies and television or won't be getting any updates it appears, ever, because they have no career, they are getting old and replaced and what you see in their four year old collection here is still what you get, look to most of the collections that I haven't added pics to E.G. Jordan Ladd, Jules Asner, Jewel Staite, ect. But there are these...

Jordana Brewster - I added close to 400 random candids to her collection. Like skinny chicks that need to eat something? Here ya go. To be fair it looks like she just went on the starvation diet only a few years ago. Maybe Paul Walker trying to play Fast and Furious in real life had a profound affect on her? Don't give a shit about her {diet} or him. Here are some pics.

Julia Stiles - I added about 100 random candid pics to her collection. This chick appears not to like to wear a bra which begs the question of other underwear? I have never seen an up skirt so I guess that is just one of those questions that you will have to ponder. That being said, not liking bras, there is more than a few pics of her nipples poking out and saying hello, sometimes in see through. Her bikini pics aren't to bad either.

Julia Voth - I added close to 300 pics to her collection in both her photoshoots and random candids. To which it looks like this is the end of her collection. Finding what is here was a bitch. I actually did update this collection and basically finished it except for adding it to Version 2.0. This chicks career looks like it actually went no where after Jill Valentine and Bitch Slap. Come on, she actually is Jill Valentine and couldn't get cast in Resident Evil? I bet she regrets not getting her knees dirty now? Anyways. Her photoshoots collection still sucks ass and she still never got naked.

Julie Benz - I added close to 500 pics to her collection. Mostly all sexy cleavage pics although {as seen over there} there are some recent bikini pics in there as well. And that ladies and gentlemen is a bikini body! There are a few sets of sexy cleavage pics in there that have me wondering where in the blue fuck the nip slip pics are? Sexy cleavage pics really don't describe those. That is half a tit hanging out for all to see. One of the better collection updates during this whole {Mo}Bile fiasco IMNSHO.

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J...

...Here is another pic dump. This time from the beginning of letter J. Starting to thin out that "Finish" folder now. Up to Letter J is now mobile and about half of the Skin Side is done as well. I am starting to jump around though because I am trying to make sure that I can keep adding pics while doing this mobile thing. So for any one keeping score you may notice that the collections at the end of the alphabet are now mobile but I won't bore you with the details.

Just a note. Some URL's are completely changing but any bookmarks should redirect you correctly except for image hotlinks. They might quit working and sooner or later are going to quit working altogether anyway. Here ya go.

Jaime King - I added about 100 random candids pics to her collection. There are a few bikini and swimsuit pics that aren't all that noteworthy unless you like chicks that don't eat. There are also some sexy cleavage pics like the one over there. Those are noteworthy because damn she was hot before she started her starvation diet.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler - and speaking of eating disorders... I added about 250 random candid pics to her collection. There is no shortage of bikini pics in her collection and of course sexy cleavage pics. There are also some up skirt pics that the internet still hasn't decided if she is wearing panties or not? To be honest, I don't think that there are any of her pics from when she was starving herself in there. Maybe a few? Another hot chick that is hot when she doesn't look like a radiation patient.

Jenna Dewan - I added 70 random candids pics to her collection. There are a few bikini pics and a few sexy cleavage pics in there. Not one of my favorite chicks to work on which might explain the sparseness of pics in her collection. That or the fact that her spouse is just way more famous than she is and the demand just isn't there? Great body... butterface.

Jenna Fischer - There is a 50 random candids pic addition to her collection. All pics of her sexy cleavage. Pretty lame actually and I thought about skipping these but I have to get to them some time?

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BackAlleyPics.com Mobile Version 1.5 Update...

...Still working on the mobile version, managed to get through letter I. While I was at it I updated a few more collections. Of course they are still pretty random. Had to restrain myself this time from actually working on two of the collections. There are some incredibly sexy pics in here.

Heather Graham - I added about 800 pics to her random candids collection. There is no shortage of bikini and sexy cleavage pics. And when I say cleavage, Heather goes out of her way to actually show off her tits. Her legs aren't to shabby either and there is no shortage of those pics either.

Hilarie Burton - I added about 100 random candids to her collection. There are a few different sets of her sexy cleavage, some of her sexy legs, a few of her hard nipples without a bra and a few showing her nasty skinny arms and legs after she went on her hunger strike. Such a waste.

Isla Fisher - I added close to 800 pics to her random candids. A bunch of her sexy cleavage and legs with some bikini and swimsuit pics to boot, not to mention the sexy nurse costume pics {over there}. Excellent collection.

Izabella Miko - There is close to a 100 pic addition to her random candids collection. All pics of her sexy cleavage. Pretty lame actually and I thought about skipping these but I have to get to them some time?

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