Angie Everhart Version 2.0

I guess doing Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendars is all it takes to be considered a super model? I always thought being a super model model meant that people knew who you were and didn't mean softcore porn C list movie roles. I have heard her called a super model on more than a few different websites although I have never heard her called one on television. Oh wait, I don't think I have ever heard her name spoken aloud so...

Anyway. Here is an official update for her collection and it will probably be the last. Looks like her 'super model' years have passed and she has long been forgotten. 'Super modeling' sure didn't bring much in the way of pics as her collection is just over under 600 and that includes the screen caps I added to it. Another collection to stick a fork in, call done, and move on. And speaking of moving on...

I also added Amanda Bynes to Version 2.0 for any one interested? Nope. No one? Yeah. Me neither, but she needed to be moved so it is done. Not that I had planned on doing an update to her collection at this time anyway unless she did a nude photo spread or something. From what I have seen her career has pretty much self imploded and the 'Amanda Bynes Shit Show' is over. A few new unimpressive paparazzi pics is all that I have seen but I think even they gave up on her. Good riddance whiney rich chick. I am sure I will replace her with another in the near future.

I will get around to another update when I get caught up on pics, as in I am far enough ahead on pic collections that I don't have to keep stopping updates to work on them. I am trying to get about six collections ahead. Getting close to that goal now {sort of}. Should be soon that I will get to my ultimate goal of adding about three updates a week of between 5000 and 8000+ pics. Stay tuned.

Alyssa Milano Version 2.0

Getting closer and closer to a real actress's collection. 'Real actress' as in what is known as a 'movie star'. I wouldn't actually call Alyssa Milano that. They actually have to do movies that people have actually heard of to be a movie star and 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2' doesn't quite cut it. But at least most people have heard of her. That is a hell of a lot better than most of recent chicks' collections that I have added.

Alyssa's previous collection consisted of about 400 non/nude photoshoot pics and about 200 non/nude candids making for a pretty small collection. Especially considering that her Version 2.0 collection is over 4100 pics and video captures. Over on the .net she has 2182 pics in 37 image sets. Her collection on both sites is her Version 1.5 collection from over here which is her photoshoots, her random candids {that page is now defunct, floating around in cyberspace somewhere to never return}, and her full nude candids at the beach. I obviously added to all of her random candids sets and fullfilled my promise of 'When we get back to her collection we will split these into posts, add more to each event if there is more, and add the lovely information that is missing.' Her collection is still not complete...

As with Alyssa's Collection so goes all updated collections from here on out. I am adding all of the photoshoot pics and all of her nudes {selfies, nude mag scans/photoshoots, nip slips, upskirts, topless pics... basically all NSFW and anything that I can't put over on .net} that I have, adding nude/very sexy video captures, and all of the random candids sets that are already posted here with updated info and pics. After those are added I am adding new sets which are in no particular order, I am just trying to add three sets to each month of the year. 12 months x 3 sets = 36. Get used to 37 image sets because that is now the new magic number over on .net. Although over here you will probably never notice because they are in tags instead of events. Using Alyssa Milano as an example... Read the Full Update

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Abi Titmuss Version 2.0

Here is an update to Abi Titmuss's collection. Abi's collection is now on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 and I added over 800 pics to her collection. If you don't know who Abi is then you are obviously not from the UK? Then again it seems that that is pretty irrelevent now anyway so I will spare you yesterday's news, as in news from about ten years ago. She had her 15 minutes of fame and then faded into obscurity to reemerge in America on one of the last two dying daytime soap operas that we have left. Blah Blah. What she was famous for is/was her sex tape. Getting her pussy eaten by a chick while sucking a dick, Oh my. It actually puts some porn to shame. And to date it is still the best celebrity sex tape out there. Highly recommended veiwing material right there.

Probably one of the weakest Skin Collections on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin besides for the one post wonders e.g. whats her name at the beach topless. She really never got naked and her photoshoots were alway pretty damn boring IMNSHO. How the fuck she got paid 30 grand a shoot is beyond me? For 30 grand you better be on all fours with your asshole spread out, but I guess? Then again all those mags that were paying her that much are pretty much defunct now {Nuts, Loaded, Zoo...} so what does that tell ya? You have to give her kudos though, leaking her sex tape was probably the smartest career and financial move she ever made.

Anywho. She is a nobody now and you maybe wondering why I went from the nobody's of The Lingerie Bowl to a washed up nobody now that I am actually done programming 'Mobile BackAlleyPics', Creating Version 1.5 and 2.0, finishing The Lingerie Bowl 2.0, finally getting back to and finishing Dita Von Teese on both sites and a whole bunch of other new programming I have done along the way {BackAlleyPics.com Version 1.0 is finally in it's unmarked grave}? A is for Abi and the first letter in the alphabet. That is for the first graders out there who parents are using the internet as a babysitter again.

The plan of attack from here on out is... Read the Full Update

We Have a New Top 5 Collection!

Now that The Lingerie Bowl is finally done, all of BackAlleyPics.com and the .net are completely mobile friendly, BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 is off the ground and running, and most of the programming that I have to do is done let us get back to where I was one year ago at this time. {And yes, you are welcome.} Back to collections that are actually worth a damn. Well worth a damn as in useless actresses that people have actually heard of. And where I was about this time one year ago was staring at a folder of about 10,000 nude pics of...

Dita Von Teese. I had added her to the .net and was preparing to get into the long and daunting task of going through her huge NSFW folder when Google kept reminding me that people like looking at images that are 100x times bigger than their phone screen on their phone and that they would cut my search engine ranking if the sites weren't mobile friendly. So, I stopped working on Dita so I could re-create hundreds of thousands of pages in a mobile friendly manner and... Blah blah blah. Read the previous posts below to see how that worked out.

Which brings us back to Dita and that folder that is finally complete and now live on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin. Which is easily the biggest and dirtiest Skin collection, hell her collection is the biggest collection on BackAlleyPics.com period, coming in at a whopping 9796 pics over taking the reigning queen, Kelly Brook, who's collection is 8317 pics. And that huge 10,000 pic NSFW folder ended up being a 4000+ Skin Collection towering over any other Skin collection on BackAlleyPics.com. And as for it being the dirtiest collection on BackAlleyPics.com...

This is not the new norm, and no, the site is not going to start delving into porn stars. Dita was the exception to the rule. I also run a Safe For Work version of BackAlleyPics in case you have missed something and her collection over on the .net is well over 5000 pics. If you are keeping track of the numbers that means that basically her numbers over there are minus her Skin numbers here. If some one can point me to a porn star that I can do that with I would be glad to add her as well but I am thinking that isn't going to happen? Hell I would start working on that collection today as a matter of fact!

Now that I am finally back on track and Dita's complete collection is live on both sites she will now be replacing Vanessa Hudgens in the Top 5 Sexiest Collections, because, let's face it, until some other chick has 4000+ Skin pics that include masturbation and Girl on Girl action, well, bikini pics be damned. I doubt that Dita will be replaced in the Top 5 anytime soon. It was either Vanessa, Katy Perry, or Irina Shayk getting replaced and Katy has huge tits that she likes to show off and Irina does do semi nudity so Vanessa it is. In case you are confused and don't pay attention much, or at all, the Top 5 List is those little bricks with names on them under where it says "5 Sexiest Collections to Date" at the top of the page.

So, for the one or two people out there that actually read this shit that may be asking, "Now that he has finally finished that long list of shit that he has done in the last year, What's Next?" I am glad that you asked. First thing I have to do is head on over to the .net and revamp Dita's collection, which will take a little while as it is 175 image sets which does get time consuming and then do a small update for her. The past year didn't bring much in the way of new Dita pics. After that? Stay tuned! If you haven't noticed by now I am pretty methodical so what is next shouldn't really be all that surprising, but for now, Enjoy Dita's collection.

Lingerie Bowl Skin Bonus

This chick was sort of hot {with the exception of her ugly belly button and stomach} until she did who even knows what to her face for whatever dumb ass reason. Probably for the same reason that she went and bought tits that are just way to big for her way to skinny frame. Then again she bought lips that are just way to big for her face so go figure. Get it? "Go figure." Yep, that was a pun. Nevermind. Moving on. Alright, now that I have thought about it maybe she wasn't even sort of hot?

Once again, as with most of the Lingerie Bowl Ladies, I have to put a Low Quality disclaimer on her collection because for some reason it is hard as hell to find any high qualities of most of these chicks. It seems like a waste to not post the Low Qualities when I already had them and that is pretty much all there is to find {and that is pretty much all she is}. Probably due to the fact that no one knows that the Lingerie Bowl or the or the low rent chicks that participated even existed? In her case the Low Qualities exist because most of them consist of her showing up to low rent events and parties either half naked or as mentioned above with her tits silicone oozing out of her top the tube. Some people like those half rubber type chicks. Seems a little close to a blow up doll to me but to each their own?

I was initially going to add her to both sites but seeing as Google complained about the Cindy Margolis cleavage pic {post below} and this chick likes showing up to everything with as much as her silicone hanging out as possible I skipped her on .net because it isn't even worth the hassle.

And that is the final conclusion to The Lingerie Bowl. I won't say that I will miss working on these washed up, never was anyones' collections. To be honest they were a huge pain in the ass and way more time consuming than I imagined. Although I did add no shortage of nudes to The Skin Side in the process. I guess it wasn't all in vain? Not to much more to say about that. The whole BackAlleyPics.com Home Page is pretty much full of it. You can read all about the adventure in the posts below. Stayed tuned for the real actresses collections.

This update took awhile to get here because I have been working on the huge collection of skin pics for the next update instead of actually adding Tabitha Taylor because let's face it, this chick isn't important and is just sort of a bonus Skin Collection and by product of The Lingerie Bowl. Well, that and I have real life work to do and bills to pay. Seeing as the sites really don't get much appreciation anyway I have just sort of let them go to the back burner and only work on them when I get the time or get the urge.