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January 2 2017

Amber Smith Nude Photoshoots Pic

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Amber Smith

Sex {addict}, Drugs {addict}, and Rock and Roll...

Amber Smith is an American model and actress that was born on March 2 1971. I use the term "actress" loosely. She is famous for... being a half assed softcore porn actress, think Skinimax, and attention starved reality television actress that appeared one of those fake reality television doctors' shows getting paid retardedly stupid amounts of money to talk about her being a drunk druggy, claiming she was a sex addict {how convenient, a chick that does softcore porn for a living claiming to be a sex addict to make herself more appealing when she can no longer find work in the porn industry} while the masses of idiots tune in?

I have no idea, I have never heard of her until I found her Lingerie Bowl pics. She has done no shortage of nudity though. From what I have read, she may or may not have had a medical procedure that included a caulk gun and a tube of silicone. If they are fake at least she left the moles on her augmented mounds of silicone, they are a nice touch {or good camouflage?}.

We would probably have a better collection of her pics but when doing the recap search {topping off what pics I already had} and the search for info of the few events sets that we do have, one thing became abundantly clear, the only pics of this chick that any one has is her nudes and no one on the internet gave a damn that she actually did show up to events? I guess that explains the low quality and low number of "candid" pics that turned up in her collection. Oh well I got other chicks to move onto beside for this washed up soft core porn actress {want video caps?} and we got the nudes so who gives a fuck?

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December 22 2016

Cindy Margolis Full Nude

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Cindy Margolis

Are Fairy Tales Really Real?

Once upon a time, because that is how most fairy tales begin and that is pretty much what this chick lives in, Cindy Margolis was the most popular chick on the internet? Most downloaded at least... in her mind. Her and another chick that you have never ever heard of {Danni Ashe} capitalized on the world wide web by doing what dumb tramps do and got naked and got downloaded a lot, as in about seven times because the only people that used the internet at this point were complete internet nerds that actually owned computers. This was stone age internet in the days of news groups, 56k modems, and floppy disks, when WiFi was in it's infancy and Blue Tooth was a dental term for "get your fucking teeth fixed". There was no facebook or youtube, hell there was no myspace and napster was still far from getting the shit sued out of them by Metallica before getting shut down. The vast majority of us were still getting our porn from actual porno movies and Playboy's only worth wasn't something to just wipe your ass with.

Point being that once upon a time in Cindy Margolis's mind she was the internet queen and I guess in all fairness even being the most downloaded woman on the internet at one point would be a cool title {if she wasn't actually the second most downloaded woman on the internet coming in second after some random chick doing porn}. BUT, in reality it really isn't relevant when there was only 100 people in America who actually used the internet let alone knew what the fuck it was. Which brings us to today and why I am talking about this irrelevant chick that you have never heard of.

Yep, still working on The Lingerie Bowl. and still adding chicks that have no merit with the exception of you getting to see them naked and of course what do chicks do when the 15 minutes of fame that they {actually thought they} once had runs out, they {used to} go to Hef on their knees and get paid for a nude photoshoot. Now they just do nude selfies and leak them online and blame a hacker. Oh how we have {d}evolved.

So of course that was Cindy Margolis's next logical step back in 2006 when the internet really existed and she realized that in the Grand Scheme of Things in internet land she was a fucking nobody that no one even realized existed. So much for the most downloaded woman in the world. Which brings a question to mind. Why is her pic collection so small and why are there so few pics of this chick in the first place? Don't answer that, I don't care. Her collection is done and we are moving on to more irrelevant chicks until there are none left in The Lingerie Bowl list so that we can actually get back to chicks that at least have some name recogonition. In the meantime here is Cindy's incredibly botoxed, surgically enhanced face above some incredibly surgically enhanced tits in some incredibly photoshopped photoshoots from a bigone era. Enjoy!

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October 20 2016

Alana Curry Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage, Legs, Thighs, and Ass in Litte Shorts and a Wet Tank Top


Alana Curry

Who The Hell is Alana Curry?

Good thing that you asked... or not? Actually who gives a shit right? As long as you get to see her naked. Sorry, not going to happen. At least not that I could find with the exception of her role in "2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams" which if you were lucky you missed or if you are like me didn't miss on T.V. late one night and don't remember it because it was a boring piece of shit trying to reprise Freddy Kruger Robert Englund as a notable actor in something that they tried to pass off as a horror movie. Other than that if you have no idea who she is don't feel to bad about it.

From what I have gathered about her is that she is some wannabe actress that hangs around with a lot of chicks that have gotten naked in Playboy but has never done so herself, at least that I can find. Maybe she was never offered, she is hot enough to want to see naked, or she thought that she was going to "Be A Star" and she passed it up. Either way, neither happened and no one gives a shit as with most of the chicks that made appearances in The Lingerie Bowl. Maybe you have to at least have a wiki page before what used to be Playboy will consider you which would have disqualified her? Anywho, here are her pics and this is probably the last you will ever see of her because I think the most recent pics I could find were from 2011. Ahhhh, obscurity.

And onto a programming note that I am pretty proud of because I busted my ass writing the algorithm getting this thing going for the last three weeks not to mention almost busting my PC more than a few times. When you are checking out Alana Curry's collection make sure to check out her "image page" as I have tweaked the image page format that will make browsing pictures that much easier. Not to mention that I have pretty much finished rolling my own Content Management System {think Wordpress} to make creating collections even faster yet. Make sure to check out the G+ Page for more info on that. Enjoy the pics!

September 16 2016

Katie Lohmann Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage, Legs, Thighs, and Ass in Litte Shorts and a Wet Tank Top

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Katie Lohmann

Are You Ready for Some Football?

It is football season once again and the New York Giants have a new head coach, Victor Cruz is back and we still have Odell Beckham Jr. not to mention two time Super Bowl MVP quarterback Eli Mann... oops I was supposed to be talking about ladies or pussy or ladies' pussy or... how about ladies that like to show their pussy that play football? Yeah, now I am on track to where I was going with this post.

How about 2200 pics of Katie Lohmann naked and sometimes doing a little more if you include all of the screen captures I created and included from her "acting" career. I guess I should also mention that there is about a thousand other pics in her collection as well, but then again, do you really give a shit? Her mommy bought her a set of silicone tits to show off for a high school graduation present and you really want to see them as many times as possible even though they look as fake as a pair of tits on a blow up doll, not to mention the clearly visible surgery scars Dr. Do Dumbshit left as a reminder of how phony this dumb bitch really is.

Of course her 3 minutes of fame {3 minutes is me being generous, did you even know that she existing before seeing her on the Home Page} is done now and she is all but used up and spit out or she has been used A LOT and has spit out even more if you will, seeing as how I had to revisit...

The Lingerie Bowl - I lied. All pages on are not mobile and I bet three people may have noticed? I left these pages until last and sticking with the way I have done the rest of the mobile conversion of I am adding all of the pics of the chicks who were in the Lingerie Bowl that I have on my hard drive that I have never posted because... fuck it, why not?

You like to see pussy or you wouldn't be here and I like adding chicks showing their pussy to the Skin Side so you can see chicks showing their pussy. See how that works? Most all of these chicks maybe old and used up now {and by used I mean used, as in, pussy that has seen more dicks than it has tampons} but I bet that don't stop their pages from getting no shortage of page views because at one time or another they had their 5 minutes of fame and wasted no time in showing their pussy while under the delusion they were actually famous and people gave a shit about them.

Adrianne Curry See Through to Her Nipple and G-String

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Adrianne Curry

Of course I am trying to get through this as fast as possible. What used to be Playboy Magazine ain't got shit in the day and age of the Celebrity Nude Selfie and these old chicks that used to run to Hef to get their silicone tits and snatch out for the camera ain't got shit on the Selfie of her finger fucking herself... or her blowing a guy, or her tongue down her hot friends throat, or her just all out and out getting it on porn star style, all while she is trying to out do the other celebrity chick who is getting all the attention because she was caught with a dick down her throat. I would rather be adding those pics to the Skin Side. You know actual famous chicks.

But in the meantime here is the beginning of the Lingerie Bowl chicks that shed their clothes all in the name of fame. Bear in mind some are more exciting than others and there are a few who I think never got naked or they did and no gave I shit? To be honest I don't think any one really ever gave a shit about most of these chicks in the first place hence them being in an event as fucking retarded as "The Lingerie Bowl"?

And speaking of Selfies, let me not forget to mention that I also added the queen of not-famous-anymore who tried to reclaim her 15 minutes via selfies and social media. Adrianne Curry. Remember her? I didn't think so but I thought that I would ask anyway. Not quite as exiting as the above mentioned soft core porn actress but still not as lame as some. Some may have noticed that I actually added her a little while back and never really mentioned her, because let's face it, who gives a shit? I didn't, I had to get the Update Page done. So in the name of the Lingerie Bowl and chicks getting naked here is Adrianne Curry and I am now formally mentioning her.

September 14 2016

Sienna Miller Full Nude

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Sienna Miller

Sophie Howard Nude

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Sophie Howard

Welcome Back Old Friend...

...The Update Page. Once upon a time on there was this thing called an update page that didn't get much use and seemed rather redundant so I axed it upon's return {sort of like the old candids section} only to realize that upon some vast improvements the update page was a much needed asset instead of a hindrance to me completing collections. So after much hard work and more hours than I would like to admit in the lab I have revived my dead friend from it's demise like Thoros of Myr Lady Stoneheart style with Nymeria for the save. Oh I forgot most assholes don't know who LS is {unless they read it on the internet}.

Sienna Miller - on Version 2.0 - Yeah I wasted a shit ton of time harvesting pics for an update for her and then ditched the idea when I reallized that it was going to take a shit ton more time sorting all of said pics to finish the update and I had to finish the current projects first. Here is the beginning of that update {there maybe a few new pics in there?} and her on Version 2.0. To be cont...

Sophie Howard - on Version 2.0 - This is about the end of her collection because apparently topless models retire? What the fuck. Or they just get out of the spotlight so they can feed their faces whatever they want and get fat? I doubt that she retired rich and who gives a shit? How many times can you look at one pair of tits anyway? I can't even tell the difference in her pics any more. They all look the same now. {Along with all of the other British Glamour Models, do some porn style pics or something? Shit or get off the pot.}

Sung Hi Lee Full Nude

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Sung Hi Lee

Sung Hi Lee - is now on Version 2.0 and I have revamped the navigation to make it semi easier to navigate her 6500 pic nude pic collection. She is still retired from whatever it was that she used to do? Besides for run a website of her getting naked. Nothing new here either just wanted to mention that she was on Ver 2.0 now {as I wish they all were}.

- All image pages should now be mobile friendly {I hope}? No more swiping all over on your {device} when you hit the image page. This is the really confusing part that I don't understand? The pics are still on average 2000 x 3000 pics and still 20x{?, to lazy to do the math} bigger than the screen when viewing the full size image so why are people here on a 5 inch screen again?

- There is now a bunch of collections that aren't really quite Version 2.0, more like version 1.5, in the tag system. I could have went further in adding more chicks collections to the tag system that I added pics to this past spring and summer {scroll down the page to see them all} but that required more time, and fuck that, I am moving on to whatever the fuck it was I was doing before I started this whole "mobile website" mess.

- The mobile version of is now complete. There are a few stragglers that I still have to finish and I have a punch list of things that I still need to do but other than all of the time consuming shit is done. It is now back to full fledge collection adding and updating. Instead of programming and Style Sheets I am now back to spending most of my website time adding shit loads of high quality pics. A reason for you to use the Update Page.

P.S. Apologies for any one trying to access The Tag System for most of yesterday and all you got was an ASP.NET error page instead. Progress always comes with a pain in the ass and that explains yesterday. The Updates Page Link can be found at the bottom of any and all pages.

August 27 2016

Lucy Liu Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Lucy Liu

Ludivine Sagnier Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Ludivine Sagnier

Last But Not Least...

...or least but still last or... fuck it, something about the last, because after months and months of working on it, is finally mobile, for the most part. All of the collections are at least, for the most part. If you have some how missed what I have been working on since May all you have to do is scroll down because, well, the whole damn home page is about the mobile update. I think that I might have added a few pics to the site in the meantime?

And speaking of that, some of you may remember there used to be an update page on that ended up in the digital sewer when Version 2.0 launched. I had no intention on using it anymore but considering that this whole page is basically one big list of updates of thousands and thousands of pics to a bunch of different collections the update page is going to be re-appearing in the near future. Of course this one is going to be of the Version 2.0 variety, low maintenance and requires no time and database driven. Once I get done plugging all the data into the database that is. Hopefully today, right after I finish this update, resubmitting sitemaps to the search engines, mobilizing the image pages, and something I need to do that I am forgetting?

Most importantly here is the LAST of the collections that needed to be mobilized that I have updated. I wish I could say that one of these was the "Grand Finale" collections but no. These are just the remainder of collections that ended up being last... but not least or least and last?

Lucy Liu - I added close to 200 candids to her collection. She doesn't have any exotic candids like bikini pics or nip slips and her "Charlie's Angels" days are gone but she still manages to show up to events looking hot.

Ludivine Sagnier - I added about 75 sexy cleavage pics to her collection. I wish that I could say that it was more but this chick has just never hit the mainstream and her pics are hard to come by.

Lynn Collins See Through to Tits No Bra and Sexy Cleavage

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Lynn Collins

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Stacey Dash

Lynn Collins - I added about 150 candids to her collection. I have no idea what is wrong with this chick? She has done a lot of main stream T.V. and some big budget movies but... where the fuck are her pics because I would really like more.

Stacey Dash - I added 60 candids and some nude screen caps to her collection and I think that about completes that. Who gives a shit? She became irrelevent when she stopped taking off her clothes years ago and then started opening her mouth for reasons other than putting producers' cocks in it. Updating this collection and looking for image info sucked ass because all I kept reading was what "black" Stacey Dash had to say about this and that. Who gives a fuck? She is a black woman and isn't a democrat. Get the fuck over it! This is 2016 and both parties are crooked pieces of shit. To bad all that hype doesn't translate into more pics but sadly it doesn't.
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August 22 2016

Liv Tyler Sexy Cleavage

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Liv Tyler

Lizzy Caplan Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Lizzy Caplan

Beginning of the End...

...This should be the second to last mobile conversion update. Took me awhile to get these three ladies done and added here didn't it? Truth is, they have been done since I did the last update a week ago but I was to busy to be bothered with adding an update here. What can I say I have been pretty terrible about updates during this whole mobile upgrade bullshit. That is all about to be over now... FINALLY.

All but the the Grand Finally, The Lingerie Bowl post, which is what I have been working on while I wasn't writing this update. Some of that is up and running on Version 2.0 not to mention the addition of Adrianne Curry. More on that in a later update. Hopefully soon.

But for now, here are these and as soon as I get done typing this out and uploading it I am going to finish the last seven collections that need to be mobilized and stick a fork in this shit. Yeah and I am going to finally get around to making the image pages mobile friendly. In the meantime, as I promised while I was doing the site mobilization, there would always be collection updates of some sort, here is...

Liv Tyler - I added over 200 candid pics to her collection. Nothing all that amazing because let's face it she isn't all that amazing. She may still have a career but I doubt this collection is ever going to go anywhere much farther than this because it is boring and I have grown bored with it.

Lizzy Caplan - I added over 800 pics to her collection, candids and a few nudes. Unlike that above collection her collection seems to be one to watch. She likes to show up to events without her bra which is A O.K. with me considering that her nipples always seem to be cold or she is just incredibly horny all the time? Not to mention she likes her sheer clothing. Or maybe she just likes her tits and likes to show them off and that is why she got added to the Skin Side.

Lucy Lawless Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Lucy Lawless

Lucy Lawless - I added close to 200 candids pics to her collection. Probably the last of the pics that will be get added to this one. There aren't any recent ones and I didn't really see any that were recent when I was working on her collection that were worth adding {or duh, they would be here and I wouldn't be having this conversation with myself}. I did manage to scrape together more than a few sexy ones though.

Click the links below the thumbs to get to the set. Enjoy!

August 14 2016

Natassia Malthe Sexy Cleavage

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Navi Rawat Sexy Cleavage

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Navi Rawat Version 2.0 is growing...

...ever so slowly. As I mentioned in the last update Letter N is now mobile and here are the last two collections from that as well as a couple of Skin Collection updates from Letter S that are now on Version 2.0 and added to the database making the total number of chicks on Version 2.0 a measley 17 out of the 400 chicks on One of these days I will get back to my original plan for both sites but that isn't today. Today is...

Natassia Malthe - I added about 50 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection. And that is about that for her. Not to surprising considering she was doing Uwe Boll straight to video sequels of previously flopped movies. She had potential, not to mention the "take one for the team attitude" considering she was doing almost lesbian porn in Uwe Boll straight to video sequels of previously flopped movies. Such a waste.

Navi Rawat - I added about 60 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection. And it appears that her Numb3rs are up as well as far as her career goes and has been for quite awhile I guess? Since like 2010? Shows how much I pay attention to the chicks on Whatever, she never got naked anyway.

Shannen Doherty See Through to Tits No Bra Sexy Ass Tight Pants

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Shannen Doherty

Shannon Elizabeth See Through to Tits and Thong

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Shannon Elizabeth

Shannen Doherty - I added about 250 candid pics to her collection. And no, that had nothing to do with the fact that she just recently came out as having breast cancer. That was just happy coincedence that I happen to be at her collection in Letter S when she shaved her head. I happened to find out because I was using Bing to see if she had fake tits so I could let you guys know and all that kept coming up about her tits was breast cancer, then I see it on one of the useless morning news shows, ABC, NBC, CBS, bullshit news, blah. To bad it wasn't an election year or we could have heard about her breast cancer for the next two weeks, but as for her luck the media had bigger stories than hers. Do I give a shit? Nope. I don't know her and don't give a flying fuck about her. Lots of "regular" people are diagnosed with cancer every day and we don't get to hear about them. As for her having fake tits? Some good news for us. She is on Version 2.0!

Shannon Elizabeth - I added over 300 new pics to her collection and added it to Version 2.0. I added a bunch of HD topless screen captures to her nude photoshoots, as well as some different versions of her nude pics, two new .PNG banners, and a bunch of new candids. Of course none of those new candids compare to the MTV movie awards pics in her see through pics collection {that one over there}. I think she is still hanging around as far as a career goes but her career pretty much tanked after "American Pie Sequel Who Gives a Shit" {which tanked too} but from what I have read her career tanking is also due to the fact that she is just a cunt and no one likes to work with her.

*Shalom Harlow is now on Version 2.0 as well but that is another finished collection career and collection so there are no new pics.

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August 6 2016

Leslie Bibb Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Leslie Bibb

Linda Cardellini See Through to Bra and Panties

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Linda Cardellini

Almost sort of there...

...but still jumping around. Just like that and all of Letter N is now mobilized. All that remains now is a little of Letter L and the rest of the Skin Side. Which sounds all fine and dandy but Letter L consists of a small website, The Lingerie Bowl Post, which I have a little {sort of huge} update planned for and at this point I am adding what is left of The Skin Side collections to Version 2.0 while I am doing it, hence why I pulled off of those collections way back when and worked on all of the other collections first. Of course at the end I had to get creative and do shit the hard way but... why not?

Leslie Bibb - I added over 100 candid pics to her collection. The sexiest ones that I could find at least. That still only amounted to some sexy cleavage pics and a few of her strolling around L.A. without her bra in a short dress. What can I say, not all collections can be racy and not all actresses get naked but she does like her short dresses.

Linda Cardellini - I added about 350 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection with a few pics of her in a see through dress showing off her bra and panties from back in the day. She has never been one to show up to events showing much more than her cleavage and some leg or do any type of really sexy revealing photoshoots, let alone a nude scene so I guess this is what we get.

Lindsay Price Pokies No Bra Tight Dress

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Lindsay Price

Natalie Martinez See Through to Nipple Ring

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Natalie Martinez

Lindsay Price - I added over 250 candid pics to her collection. Almost all of those being sexy cleavage that really aren't all that exciting except for one incredibly sexy pokies set of her in a really tight dress that really doesn't show much but for some reason is just pretty damn hot? I haven't seen any recent candids or photoshoots of her, at least in the last few years so this collection is pretty much done I think. Not all that disappointing considering it was pretty boring and she was a d-list actress in the first place that never did any nudity.

Natalie Martinez - I added over 100 candids to her collection. Mostly sexy cleavage except for a set of her in a sort of see through dress but you can clearly make out her nipple ring. Still not all that interesting of a collection but a little more interesting than most of the other collections that I have worked on as of late.

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August 4 2016

Laura Ramsey Sexy Cleavage

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Laura Ramsey

Leah Remini Sexy Cleavage

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Leah Remini

The P is Still Free...

...Letter P is now mobile and so is the first part of Letter L, not to mention a little of Letter N. Like that shit don't ya? I am jumping all over the place now. And still updating collections and adding as many pics as possible. That will run out soon, then again, I will be out of pages that need to be mobile and I might actually get back to working on that other site that I started and have basically abandoned for the last three months. But for now, the end of the pages that need mobilizing and more than a few pics to add here...

Laura Ramsey - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. There are a few bikini candids and some sexy cleavage pics in her bra and a few pokies pics without her bra. Her collection and career look to be about done but I think that this one will trickle on a little longer. She got married and had kid(s)? Hollywood has probably replaced her with a younger version of herself that we will get around to replacing her collection with as well. She was fun while she lasted.

Leah Remini - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. And I think that will be all that I will be adding to this one. Her career has been over and from the new candid pics that I have seen of her {and left right where they were at} that is for the better. I couldn't figure out who the old lady in the candid pics I was looking at was and then I realized the old lady was her. Disturbing. Throwing her cult church under the bus to promote her book seems to be her new tactic for making money and staying in the lime light. Good luck with that. She should have got her tits out while people still gave a shit.

Leonor Varela Nip Slip No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Leonor Varela

Paula Patton See Through to Tits No Bra

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Paula Patton

Leonor Varela - I added over 250 candid pics to her collection. And a few of those sets are pretty recent so this collection still has hope. She may not be all that famous but she is still showing up to events looking sexy and still leaving her bra at home. There is no shortage of pics in her collection without her bra with her nipples poking out, not to mention a few without her bra with her nipples slipping out.

Paula Patton - I added 600 pics to her collection. Not only to her candids but to her photoshoots as well. About the only thing that her collection is missing is the nudes, then it would be complete. Unfortunately I have never seen those with the exception of movie roles. I thought I heard her and the douche she was married to split so maybe she will start leaking some at some point because that always seems like the next logical step, then again I could be wrong and it could have been some other useless chick and her douche that split? To lazy to look and don't give a fuck.

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* Side Note - I guess I should have mentioned this a lot sooner but a lot of the ladies web addresses have changed. A.K.A bookmark addresses will have changed so if you have someone bookmarked you may want to change the bookmark. If not, fuck it, the bookmark will still work as I have been pretty thorough when it comes to IIS redirects while doing this. Just something that I thought I should mention.

August 1 2016

Moon Bloodgood Sexy Cleavage

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Moon Bloodgood

Lara Flynn Boyle Bikini Candid Pic

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Lara Flynn Boyle


...Wow, this page is a little dusty. No updates for damn near a month? What the fuck have I been doing? Not working on BackAlleyPics that is for sure. July proved to be a very unproductive month. I mentioned earlier that I knew that things would slow down for a second. I had to be out of town with family for two weeks of the month so that right there was going to be counter-productive. But what I didn't anticipate was putting a new battery in the laptop and then plugging my USB keyboard and mouse back in after the Fourth of July weekend, having some type of hardware failure and it corrupting garbage ass Windows and destroying my hard drive. Riddle me that shit? So I spent the other two weeks of July retrieving data, waiting for a new drive, and then reinstalling software instead of getting any work done. Good thing I just did a back up a week prior or I wouldn't be this far.

But that bullshit is over and for as far as I can tell we are back on track and hopefully August will be a better month than July? Crossing my fingers. I might get this mobile shit done sometime in 2016? Although, I am adding boatloads of new pics so we can't complain to much. Not to mention that I am ending all types of collections so that I can actually focus on adding new ones. And speaking of adding those new pics, lets get to the point.

Letters K and M are now completely finished leaving only Letters L, N, O, P and some of the Skin Side to finish. So without further ado let us get Letter L started and and from what it looks like a lot of it basically finished.

Moon Bloodgood - I added about 100 candid pics to her collection. With the exception of her photo shopped photoshoots and maybe one or two of the candid sets this collection is actually pretty boring and I for one am glad to say that I think that this one is also at it's conclusion {just so I can add some new chicks that actually aren't boring}. When the last set of sort of sexy candid pics was over 5 years ago I give up hope and quit looking.

Lara Flynn Boyle - I added a couple of candids to this collection of her in a bikini {over there} and a few low quality pics of her in a see through shirt without her bra. This collection was pretty much done before it got started and until this chick learns what food is I am happy to see it done. I don't think that any one will give a shit either way?

Laura Harring Sexy Cleavage

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Laura Harring

Laura Prepon Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Laura Prepon

Laura Harring - I added over 100 candids to her collection. Pretty old candids. Another collection that has come to it's finally, probably along with her career. At least we got a couple of excellent lesbian scenes and pretty hot photoshoots out of her before she went. Mulholland Drive is the only reason that she is here in the first place. If I wouldn't have seen her in that I would have never thought twice about adding her.

Laura Prepon - I added over to 300 candids to her collection, a collection that I called done, once upon a time. Amazing what getting your tits out and pretending to go down on other chicks on camera will do for some actresses' careers. I highly doubt that she doesn't know what Taylor Schilling's pussy smells and tastes like because having your face buried that deep in another chicks crotch, well. Good for her I say. I don't know the cult's beliefs on Lesbians but I say fuck the cult and you go girl. Although her eating pussy and getting naked a lot in 'Orange is the New Black' is extremely hot, this collection is still pretty damn boring.

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July 2 2016

Kristanna Loken Sexy Cleavage & Legs Short Dress

Random Candids

Kristanna Loken

Kristen Bell Bikini Candid Pic

Random Candids

Kristen Bell

Happy Fourth of July...

...I almost didn't get this update done before the holiday. Actually I am doing this update on the holiday weekend because circumstances just happened to turn out that way. Yesterday I just said fuck the update because I have been sick all week and didn't get shit done on anything, internet of otherwise, and this weekend was looking pretty bad as far as me feeling good but obviously I must be feeling somewhat better? I will let you know later because right now I have to much blood in my caffine stream.

Anywho. The mobile conversion still marches on and I am still going through this grueling shit. I lied, I thought that I would be further than this by the holiday weekend but that didn't happen. Although basically all I have left now is Letters L, N, O, and P, which if you are counting them down like I am that is just a little over fourty ladies collections left out of 400? Hell if I know? I used to know that number but right now I am in a hurry and am to lazy to count. If I had them all in the database it would count them for me but instead of adding them to Version 2.0 I had to stop and program them all for mobile first.

That being said I have added a shitload of new pics in the process and speaking of new pics and upgrades... Happy Fourth of July!

Kristanna Loken - I added close to 300 random candids to her collection and I think basically after I add her to Version 2.0 her collection is done. She doesn't really have any career to speak of now and I don't think that she has done a new photo shoot in years so... Who gives a shit, I always thought that her collection would turn out to be a lot more exciting than it really is. Basically her candids are just sexy cleavage pics with an up skirt set thrown in.

Kristen Bell - I added a shitload of pics to her collection! Over 1300 random candids to be a little more accurate. And that isn't all of them yet. But to be fair her collection is about as interesting as her husband is funny which is to say not very. Sure she has some bikini pics and sexy cleavage pics but other than that, nothing all that interesting. But I never expected her to be all that interesting anyway. She just looks and acts like a lame prude. Maybe if she would have gotten naked in 'House of Lies' like Anna Paquin in 'True Blood' Showtime might not have cancelled it because people might have actually tuned in?

Kristin Davis Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

Random Candids

Kristin Davis

Monet Mazur Sexy Cleavage Pics

Random Candids

Monet Mazur

Kristin Davis - I added about 500 random candids to her collection. And another chick whose's collection I believe is coming to a conclusion. Unless they make a 'Sex and the City 17' which I think people could care less about her career is pretty much over as well, not to mention all of the other chicks careers that were in that piece of shit. She was the only hot one on the show anyway...

Monet Mazur - I added close to 150 random candids to her collection. And yet another collection that will be coming to a close. This chick never really had a career to begin with so that is not all that surprising. And yet another collection that I thought would be a lot more interesting than it turned out to be. But all of these closing collections leaves room for the new ones so that is the plus side.

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June 24 2016

Kelly Hu See Through to Tits No Bra

Random Candids

Kelly Hu

Kirsten Dunst Nip Slip Bikini

Random Candids

Kirsten Dunst Mobile Version 1.5 Letter K {and M} Cont...

...Here is the middle of Letter K's updates with a few bonuses from Letter M as well. Digging around in "my little bag of tricks" aka the "Finish" folder I found a few sets of topless pics that I thought I would throw up quick while I was converting the collections over to version 1.5 aka mobile. I wish I could say that I have a bunch more of these little nuggets stashed away but they are few and far between. I just sometimes run across sets like these and grab them while the grabbing is good so that I don't run the risk of not finding them again.

This is almost the conclusion of Letters M and K so I am finally almost done with this mobile bullshit and might finally be able to get back to regular old collection updates and additions. Once I finish these two letters all that is left is Letter L which will have a bunch of random candid additions and Letters N-P which is less than 20 ladies so the bottom is in sight!

I have almost forgot what I was doing before I started this, but no, what I was working on was a whole bunch of very dirty Dita Von Teese pics. They are on the way some day... after I finish this and then get back to finishing getting her Skin pics together. Only got about 70 ladies mobile collections to finish. But in the meantime there are always these...

Kelly Hu - I added a few sets of some sexy candids to her collection including a few set of her in see through without a bra showing off her tits like the one over there. Those alone were worth the update.

Kirsten Dunst - I added close to a hundred candids to her collection. As with most of the Letter K candid additions most of those are bikini candids but hers comes with the bonus of bikini candids with the waves pulling up her bikini top showing the world her tits. Not to mention that there are few up skirt candids in there while it looks like she was partying a little to much {or maybe not enough?}. Not a commando up skirt but she is showing enough.

Marion Cotillard Topless in Wet Panties

Topless Candids

Marion Cotillard

Mena Suvari Bikini Candid Pic

Topless Candids

Mena Suvari

Marion Cotillard - I added a set of her on set of "Rust and Bone" in wet panties topless. I doubt that you will have much rust in your bone when your done looking at those. Does that work? No. Then nevermind that I said it. Any way I never really noticed that her tits were so big?

Mena Suvari - I added a set of topless bikini pics to her collection. She is far from being the hottest chick on the planet so any little thing that she does to make her hotter is always a bonus. You forget all about Butterface when you can look down and avoid it and her having her tits out definitely helps with that.

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May 28 2016

Jennifer Garner See Through To Tits No Bra

Random Candids

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sexy Cleavage, Thighs, and Legs

Random Candids

Jennifer Love Hewitt Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J Cont Again...

...Finally finished the non-nude Gallery S mobile collections. Damn that sucked and was time consuming as hell. Nope, no new pics there. Just simply mobile friendly now. This is the reason that I am starting to jump around the site. Most if not all collections after letter L won't be getting any pic additions because I don't have any new pics for those collections that are worth spending the time to add. They will have to wait until I do actual official collection updates and move them to Version 2.0 and add them to the other site. But in the meantime I still have letters J - L and I do have a few more pics to add to those. So after I finished most of mobile letter S {the none nude collections, The Skin Side is now on hold until the end of the mobile updates} I jumped back to Letter J and...

Jennifer Garner - I added about 160 random candids to her collection. Not very interesting unless you are a fan of horse faced chicks which I am not. That being said and tastes in women differing these are what some may consider very hot additions: bikini pics, see through pics, and some pretty impressive cleavage pics for a chick that really has no tits to speak of {just check out the above mentioned bikini pics}.

Jennifer Love Hewitt - I added close to 600 random candid pics to her collection. Mostly bikini and sexy cleavage pics, a lot of sexy cleavage. This chick likes to show up to events with her tits hanging out. Not that we mind.

Jessica Biel Sexy Cleavage and Ass

Random Candids

Jessica Biel

Jewel Kilcher Sexy Cleavage Semi See Through to Black Panties

Random Candids

Jewel Kilcher

Jessica Biel - I added about 100 bikini, see through, and sexy cleavage pics to her collection. For some reason or another I didn't have may pics of her squirreled away? I imagine that when I do finally get around to her official collection update this one will be huge.

Jewel Kilcher - I added a little over 500 pics to her collection. Primarily sexy cleavage pics although there are a few bikini pics in there. Is this chick even relevant anymore? She still shows up to events with her tits hanging out so I guess she is still relevant on

- Bonus - I also did a little extracurricular work on Scarlett Johansson's collection. Seeing as she decided to go and get her tits and snatch out for the camera since the last time I visited her collection I added some full nude screen captures from "Under the Skin" to her collection. I usually don't do movie screen captures but this time it was for a reason. Your smart, you'll figure it out.

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May 25 2016

Jennifer Aniston Bikini

Random Candids

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Connelly See Through Hard Nipples

Random Candids

Jennifer Connelly Mobile Version 1.5 Letter J Cont...

...Another pic dump. This one is over 1100 pics and there is no shortage of bikini pics in there. This is the start of the Jennifers so that should be expected?! If you haven't noticed I am not updating the home page everytime I add pics and this info is actually a few days old. If you are actually watching the process of the " 1.5 Mobile Version Pic Updates" you may just want to check through the current Letter of the last update. E.G. there is more of Letter J done and I am farther than the four you see here. During this process stopping to update this page everytime I added pics would just be way to time consuming and counter-productive. That said:

Jennifer Aniston - I added over 500 random candids pics to her collection. There are more than a few bikini pics {some with suspect resolution}, some see through pics, some upskirt pics, and as always sexy cleavage pics. I have never seen the fuss over this chick. Bland and boring.

Jennifer Connelly - I added a couple sets, about 25 pics, of her in see through at various events. Didn't have many pics of her squirreled away for some reason?

Jennifer Ellison Camel Toe Bikini

Random Candids

Jennifer Ellison

Jennifer Esposito Sexy Cleavage

Random Candids

Jennifer Esposito

Jennifer Ellison - I added close to 500 random candid pics to her collection. There is no shortage of staged bikini candids, AKA her acting like the paparazzi followed her to the beach or pool and took snaps of her running around with her top off but not showing anything. Attention whoring. You know the shit that low rent celebs do. There is also a bunch of sexy cleavage pics, a few up skirts, some see through... no shortage of her tits {no nipples} and her forehead.

Jennifer Esposito - I added about 60 random candids pic addition to her collection. All pics of her sexy cleavage. Pretty lame actually and I thought about skipping these but I have to get to them some time?

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June 20 2016

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Candid Pic

Random Candids

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Bosworth Sexy Cleavage Semi See Through

Random Candids

Kate Bosworth Mobile Version 1.5 Letter K {and M}...

...I have now moved onto to the mobile version and the "random candids" of Letter K. Not to mention the mobile version of Letter M which will be getting no updates. Yeah I am really starting to jump around the site now. But as I stated earlier, this is so that I can keep adding pics while I am doing the mobile update.

Letter K won't be seeing near the amount of "random candids" that Letter J did. I am assuming that this is due to the fact that I looked at most of those collections, looked at the amount of time it would take to harvest the pics and then organize them all and just said "fuck that for now"? I just don't have many pics stock piled for the Letter K ladies. Mostly just their bikini candid pics. It looks like a lot of collections in Letter K will end up being around the 5k picture mark when finished and those collections will be very time intense and I am trying to just get this mobile shit done so that I can once again concentrate on 5000 pic collections. So we will just have to settle for these little Letter K updates.

I am slowing down on the site progress right now because I live in the Midwest of the United States, it is Summer Time, and doing this site re-programming is very time consuming, not to mention monotonous and tedious. I wait for summer all winter long, because as I just stated I live in the Midwest. Unless you consider shoveling snow when it is ten degrees a fun outdoor activity, or doing anything when it is ten degrees, then you understand my point. Not to mention that the Fourth of July is coming up. For the next month or so updates will probably be slow in the making but I am working on it and getting this mobile shit done is still a high priority. I am hoping to have most of this done by the Fourth?! But for now...

Kate Beckinsale - I added over 200 random candids to her collection. They are mostly bikini candids. I don't think that I will be recieving to much hate mail for that. There is also some very sexy cleavage pics in there.

Kate Bosworth - I added over 100 random candid pics to her collection. Once again mostly bikini candid pics but there are also more of the set of sexy cleavage/see through pics that you see over there. Is it me or do her tits not look mighty big in those pics? I would say wonder bra but...

Kate Hudson Bikini Candids Pic

Random Candids

Kate Hudson

Katherine Heigl Bikini Candid Pic

Random Candids

Katherine Heigl

Kate Hudson - I added a few bikini candids to her collection. Not a very big update but considering that most of the candid collections on BackAlleyPics consist of sexy cleavage and, let us just be honest here, her tits aren't much bigger than a 150 pound dudes? Let us just hope that when we do get to her collection update that she gets creative when showing up to events to look sexy aka see through, upskirts and what not, or her candids collection may be growing at the rate at which her tits did at puberty.

Katherine Heigl - I added a few bikini candids to her collection. Remember Katherine Heigl? I forgot this chick existed until I started doing this update. She was an "up and comer" and then from what I remember she talked shit about some one or something when she did "Knocked Up" and it looks like her career took a nose dive into mediocrity and small paychecks. I could look it up but who gives a fuck? Not I.

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