Busy, Busy, I have been. While I was creating Anne's update and adding her to Version 2.0 I also went ahead and put Amanda Seyfried there as well. I actually did update her BackAlleyPics.com collection but I don't really consider it an update due to the fact that all of the pics that I added were already posted over on the .net a long time ago. Nope, she didn't get an update at this point over on the .net. If she had done some type of nudity besides for movie roles she would have but she didn't so she didn't. I focusing on the Skin Side right now so an Amanda update will have to wait until the next go round. I posted a pretty big update about the future of updates earlier.

100k Pics on Version 2.0

And with getting Anne's and Amanda's collections on Version 2.0 it now officially houses over 100,000 pics in the tag system. I have no idea how many actual pics are on BackAlleyPics.com as I don't have any real way to count besides for actually opening and counting every folder and... fuck that, to time consuming and inaccurate. I would rather spend that time building collections to bring to you. I can tell you that there is 314 chicks on BackAlleyPics.com and that only 49 of those are currently on Version 2.0. That is the reason that I rolled Version 2.0. Once everyone is on there then we will all know how many pics actually reside on the server. In the meantime we will just let MSSQL keep doing the counting on Version 2.0.

As I said, busy, busy. I actually got around to building the Home Page Archive. I have a bad habit of trying to keep my visitors informed on the progress of BackAlleyPics which often leads to these long winded posts on the BackAlleyPics.com Home Page. Which in turn was leading to some really looong pages so I remedied that by creating The Home Page Archive. To access it you simply scroll to the bottom of BackAlleyPics.com Home Page and hit the sign that says 'Older Shit' and you will be in the archive.

Besides for working on all of that and sorting pics for the next update this update took so long because I have been feverishly harvesting pics. I have a feeling harvesting pics just got a lot less time consuming which is not a good thing. Imagebam will be going down June 30 2017 and that will mean that a lot of the places that I get pics from will have A LOT less pics. For those that have never visited a picture forum and have no clue what an Imagebam is let me just say that the internet will not have near the amount of pics that it does now. I will say that the forums alone will probably lose half of the images, if not more in their posts.

Of course the only way that this effects BackAlleyPics is that future updates to collections will be a lot smaller because there will be less pics to harvest and share. On the plus side all of my images on BackAlleyPics are stored and served from a hosted server and will always be available as long as the sites are up. You are welcome and I would really appreciate some help in regards to that. You can always throw something in The Tip Jar to help pay for said hosting because the shit isn't cheap. Thanks. Besides for that I have hundreds of gigabytes of stockpiled images and ladies that I haven't even begun to post so BackAlleyPics will always haves update material... not to mention some of those post pics can still be found in her collection here.

Which brings me to the last line of business in this update. Yep it is another long winded post. I have been lining up some pretty good new skin collections in the next few letters because I was forced to find a quicker harvesting method which I didn't think was possible but... I did it. Seeing as the new trend with celebs is the more skin the better and posting nudes on Social Media is the new norm I wanted to take advantage and get some new collections rolling of chicks that actually like to show off their bodies. Most of these new collections will be models but now days what the fuck is the difference between a model and an actress or singer. They all do reality TV so... As long as the tits are showing and the panties are missing I am going to add them. I'll get back to the prudes in the next go round {after I hit Letter Z and start over at A}. In the meantime. Enjoy the nudes!

Angie Everhart Version 2.0

I guess doing Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendars is all it takes to be considered a super model? I always thought being a super model model meant that people knew who you were and didn't mean softcore porn C list movie roles. I have heard her called a super model on more than a few different websites although I have never heard her called one on television. Oh wait, I don't think I have ever heard her name spoken aloud so...

Anyway. Here is an official update for her collection and it will probably be the last. Looks like her 'super model' years have passed and she has long been forgotten. 'Super modeling' sure didn't bring much in the way of pics as her collection is just over under 600 and that includes the screen caps I added to it. Another collection to stick a fork in, call done, and move on. And speaking of moving on...

I also added Amanda Bynes to Version 2.0 for any one interested? Nope. No one? Yeah. Me neither, but she needed to be moved so it is done. Not that I had planned on doing an update to her collection at this time anyway unless she did a nude photo spread or something. From what I have seen her career has pretty much self imploded and the 'Amanda Bynes Shit Show' is over. A few new unimpressive paparazzi pics is all that I have seen but I think even they gave up on her. Good riddance whiney rich chick. I am sure I will replace her with another in the near future.

I will get around to another update when I get caught up on pics, as in I am far enough ahead on pic collections that I don't have to keep stopping updates to work on them. I am trying to get about six collections ahead. Getting close to that goal now {sort of}. Should be soon that I will get to my ultimate goal of adding about three updates a week of between 5000 and 8000+ pics. Stay tuned.

Alyssa Milano Version 2.0

Getting closer and closer to a real actress's collection. 'Real actress' as in what is known as a 'movie star'. I wouldn't actually call Alyssa Milano that. They actually have to do movies that people have actually heard of to be a movie star and 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2' doesn't quite cut it. But at least most people have heard of her. That is a hell of a lot better than most of recent chicks' collections that I have added.

Alyssa's previous collection consisted of about 400 non/nude photoshoot pics and about 200 non/nude candids making for a pretty small collection. Especially considering that her Version 2.0 collection is over 4100 pics and video captures. Over on the .net she has 2182 pics in 37 image sets. Her collection on both sites is her Version 1.5 collection from over here which is her photoshoots, her random candids {that page is now defunct, floating around in cyberspace somewhere to never return}, and her full nude candids at the beach. I obviously added to all of her random candids sets and fullfilled my promise of 'When we get back to her collection we will split these into posts, add more to each event if there is more, and add the lovely information that is missing.' Her collection is still not complete...

As with Alyssa's Collection so goes all updated collections from here on out. I am adding all of the photoshoot pics and all of her nudes {selfies, nude mag scans/photoshoots, nip slips, upskirts, topless pics... basically all NSFW and anything that I can't put over on .net} that I have, adding nude/very sexy video captures, and all of the random candids sets that are already posted here with updated info and pics. After those are added I am adding new sets which are in no particular order, I am just trying to add three sets to each month of the year. 12 months x 3 sets = 36. Get used to 37 image sets because that is now the new magic number over on .net. Although over here you will probably never notice because they are in tags instead of events. Using Alyssa Milano as an example... Read the Full Update

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Abi Titmuss Version 2.0

Here is an update to Abi Titmuss's collection. Abi's collection is now on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 and I added over 800 pics to her collection. If you don't know who Abi is then you are obviously not from the UK? Then again it seems that that is pretty irrelevent now anyway so I will spare you yesterday's news, as in news from about ten years ago. She had her 15 minutes of fame and then faded into obscurity to reemerge in America on one of the last two dying daytime soap operas that we have left. Blah Blah. What she was famous for is/was her sex tape. Getting her pussy eaten by a chick while sucking a dick, Oh my. It actually puts some porn to shame. And to date it is still the best celebrity sex tape out there. Highly recommended veiwing material right there.

Probably one of the weakest Skin Collections on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin besides for the one post wonders e.g. whats her name at the beach topless. She really never got naked and her photoshoots were alway pretty damn boring IMNSHO. How the fuck she got paid 30 grand a shoot is beyond me? For 30 grand you better be on all fours with your asshole spread out, but I guess? Then again all those mags that were paying her that much are pretty much defunct now {Nuts, Loaded, Zoo...} so what does that tell ya? You have to give her kudos though, leaking her sex tape was probably the smartest career and financial move she ever made.

Anywho. She is a nobody now and you maybe wondering why I went from the nobody's of The Lingerie Bowl to a washed up nobody now that I am actually done programming 'Mobile BackAlleyPics', Creating Version 1.5 and 2.0, finishing The Lingerie Bowl 2.0, finally getting back to and finishing Dita Von Teese on both sites and a whole bunch of other new programming I have done along the way {BackAlleyPics.com Version 1.0 is finally in it's unmarked grave}? A is for Abi and the first letter in the alphabet. That is for the first graders out there who parents are using the internet as a babysitter again.

The plan of attack from here on out is... Read the Full Update

We Have a New Top 5 Collection!

Now that The Lingerie Bowl is finally done, all of BackAlleyPics.com and the .net are completely mobile friendly, BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 is off the ground and running, and most of the programming that I have to do is done let us get back to where I was one year ago at this time. {And yes, you are welcome.} Back to collections that are actually worth a damn. Well worth a damn as in useless actresses that people have actually heard of. And where I was about this time one year ago was staring at a folder of about 10,000 nude pics of...

Dita Von Teese. I had added her to the .net and was preparing to get into the long and daunting task of going through her huge NSFW folder when Google kept reminding me that people like looking at images that are 100x times bigger than their phone screen on their phone and that they would cut my search engine ranking if the sites weren't mobile friendly. So, I stopped working on Dita so I could re-create hundreds of thousands of pages in a mobile friendly manner and... Blah blah blah. Read the previous posts below to see how that worked out.

Which brings us back to Dita and that folder that is finally complete and now live on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin. Which is easily the biggest and dirtiest Skin collection, hell her collection is the biggest collection on BackAlleyPics.com period, coming in at a whopping 9796 pics over taking the reigning queen, Kelly Brook, who's collection is 8317 pics. And that huge 10,000 pic NSFW folder ended up being a 4000+ Skin Collection towering over any other Skin collection on BackAlleyPics.com. And as for it being the dirtiest collection on BackAlleyPics.com...

This is not the new norm, and no, the site is not going to start delving into porn stars. Dita was the exception to the rule. I also run a Safe For Work version of BackAlleyPics in case you have missed something and her collection over on the .net is well over 5000 pics. If you are keeping track of the numbers that means that basically her numbers over there are minus her Skin numbers here. If some one can point me to a porn star that I can do that with I would be glad to add her as well but I am thinking that isn't going to happen? Hell I would start working on that collection today as a matter of fact!

Now that I am finally back on track and Dita's complete collection is live on both sites she will now be replacing Vanessa Hudgens in the Top 5 Sexiest Collections, because, let's face it, until some other chick has 4000+ Skin pics that include masturbation and Girl on Girl action, well, bikini pics be damned. I doubt that Dita will be replaced in the Top 5 anytime soon. It was either Vanessa, Katy Perry, or Irina Shayk getting replaced and Katy has huge tits that she likes to show off and Irina does do semi nudity so Vanessa it is. In case you are confused and don't pay attention much, or at all, the Top 5 List is those little bricks with names on them under where it says "5 Sexiest Collections to Date" at the top of the page.

So, for the one or two people out there that actually read this shit that may be asking, "Now that he has finally finished that long list of shit that he has done in the last year, What's Next?" I am glad that you asked. First thing I have to do is head on over to the .net and revamp Dita's collection, which will take a little while as it is 175 image sets which does get time consuming and then do a small update for her. The past year didn't bring much in the way of new Dita pics. After that? Stay tuned! If you haven't noticed by now I am pretty methodical so what is next shouldn't really be all that surprising, but for now, Enjoy Dita's collection.