Abi Titmuss Version 2.0

Here is an update to Abi Titmuss's collection. Abi's collection is now on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 and I added over 800 pics to her collection. If you don't know who Abi is then you are obviously not from the UK? Then again it seems that that is pretty irrelevent now anyway so I will spare you yesterday's news, as in news from about ten years ago. She had her 15 minutes of fame and then faded into obscurity to reemerge in America on one of the last two dying daytime soap operas that we have left. Blah Blah. What she was famous for is/was her sex tape. Getting her pussy eaten by a chick while sucking a dick, Oh my. It actually puts some porn to shame. And to date it is still the best celebrity sex tape out there. Highly recommended veiwing material right there.

Probably one of the weakest Skin Collections on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin besides for the one post wonders e.g. whats her name at the beach topless. She really never got naked and her photoshoots were alway pretty damn boring IMNSHO. How the fuck she got paid 30 grand a shoot is beyond me? For 30 grand you better be on all fours with your asshole spread out, but I guess? Then again all those mags that were paying her that much are pretty much defunct now {Nuts, Loaded, Zoo...} so what does that tell ya? You have to give her kudos though, leaking her sex tape was probably the smartest career and financial move she ever made.

Anywho. She is a nobody now and you maybe wondering why I went from the nobody's of The Lingerie Bowl to a washed up nobody now that I am actually done programming 'Mobile BackAlleyPics', Creating Version 1.5 and 2.0, finishing The Lingerie Bowl 2.0, finally getting back to and finishing Dita Von Teese on both sites and a whole bunch of other new programming I have done along the way {BackAlleyPics.com Version 1.0 is finally in it's unmarked grave}? A is for Abi and the first letter in the alphabet. That is for the first graders out there who parents are using the internet as a babysitter again.

The plan of attack from here on out is... Read the Full Update

We Have a New Top 5 Collection!

Now that The Lingerie Bowl is finally done, all of BackAlleyPics.com and the .net are completely mobile friendly, BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 is off the ground and running, and most of the programming that I have to do is done let us get back to where I was one year ago at this time. {And yes, you are welcome.} Back to collections that are actually worth a damn. Well worth a damn as in useless actresses that people have actually heard of. And where I was about this time one year ago was staring at a folder of about 10,000 nude pics of...

Dita Von Teese. I had added her to the .net and was preparing to get into the long and daunting task of going through her huge NSFW folder when Google kept reminding me that people like looking at images that are 100x times bigger than their phone screen on their phone and that they would cut my search engine ranking if the sites weren't mobile friendly. So, I stopped working on Dita so I could re-create hundreds of thousands of pages in a mobile friendly manner and... Blah blah blah. Read the previous posts below to see how that worked out.

Which brings us back to Dita and that folder that is finally complete and now live on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin. Which is easily the biggest and dirtiest Skin collection, hell her collection is the biggest collection on BackAlleyPics.com period, coming in at a whopping 9796 pics over taking the reigning queen, Kelly Brook, who's collection is 8317 pics. And that huge 10,000 pic NSFW folder ended up being a 4000+ Skin Collection towering over any other Skin collection on BackAlleyPics.com. And as for it being the dirtiest collection on BackAlleyPics.com...

This is not the new norm, and no, the site is not going to start delving into porn stars. Dita was the exception to the rule. I also run a Safe For Work version of BackAlleyPics in case you have missed something and her collection over on the .net is well over 5000 pics. If you are keeping track of the numbers that means that basically her numbers over there are minus her Skin numbers here. If some one can point me to a porn star that I can do that with I would be glad to add her as well but I am thinking that isn't going to happen? Hell I would start working on that collection today as a matter of fact!

Now that I am finally back on track and Dita's complete collection is live on both sites she will now be replacing Vanessa Hudgens in the Top 5 Sexiest Collections, because, let's face it, until some other chick has 4000+ Skin pics that include masturbation and Girl on Girl action, well, bikini pics be damned. I doubt that Dita will be replaced in the Top 5 anytime soon. It was either Vanessa, Katy Perry, or Irina Shayk getting replaced and Katy has huge tits that she likes to show off and Irina does do semi nudity so Vanessa it is. In case you are confused and don't pay attention much, or at all, the Top 5 List is those little bricks with names on them under where it says "5 Sexiest Collections to Date" at the top of the page.

So, for the one or two people out there that actually read this shit that may be asking, "Now that he has finally finished that long list of shit that he has done in the last year, What's Next?" I am glad that you asked. First thing I have to do is head on over to the .net and revamp Dita's collection, which will take a little while as it is 175 image sets which does get time consuming and then do a small update for her. The past year didn't bring much in the way of new Dita pics. After that? Stay tuned! If you haven't noticed by now I am pretty methodical so what is next shouldn't really be all that surprising, but for now, Enjoy Dita's collection.

The Big {Tits} Let Down

Tamie Sheffield - She pretty much started out as a low rent softcare porn actress doing things such as 'Wildflower' {Erotic Thriller}, 'Roomate Wanted' {Softcore Lesbian Porn}, Skinemax's 'Black Tie Nights' {Erotica}, ect... She then went on to do amazing things such as pretty much being an extra in things like Scarecrow Slayer, Cry of the Winged Serpent, Vampire in Vegas... you get the point. She did a little bit of rastling there for a bit it looks like and finally made it to the her pinnacle and the reason that she is on BackAlleyPics, The Lingerie Bowl.

Being, in my humble opinion, one of, if not the hottest of the Lingerie Bowl Chicks on BackAlleyPics I am sad to say that her collection pretty much sucks ass in the quality department. But looking at her resume, what's a man to do? I scraped everything off the internet's greasy walls that I could find for this collection.

We wish we could get our hands on some of her actual nude pics but for some reason I really don't think that there are any. Seeing her thick thighs in an actual nude photo spread would have been a thing of beauty. That being said, seeing the amount off nudity and softcore porn that this chick has done I did something that I rarely spend the time doing and created no shortage of her nude video captures for the Skin Side. 1426 of them to be exact. Wish I could say they were High Definition but looking at the source material that they came from, aside from actually paying for the Blue Rays {if they exist?}, which, fuck all that, BackAlleyPics don't pay enough, I pay enough to keep this thing running, this is what we got.

And speaking of low quality, her actual photo collection is pretty much the same story. A whole bunch of, pretty much, low quality pics but I figured why not post them instead of just throwing them away? I tried to keep the low qualities to the minimum on BackAlleyPics.com unless they were just to damn hot not to post because I don't really have a way to organize low quality bullshit without programming something new and with the traffic this chick {won't} bring, fuck all that. I put a shit ton more low qualities over on the .net at the end of her collection. I tried to label all of the low qualities on both sites as well as I could. Enjoy!

*One Lingerie Bowl Chick's collection {Ryan Starr}, one Lingerie Bowl page to program, and two more extra nude Lingerie Bowl collections I am going to add and I am finally back to real actresses' collections and BackAlleyPics.com is full mobile.

In Case You Cared?

Finally got the Top 25 Posts page on the .net sorted. I mean that pun literally. I finally got around to programming it so it is now actually only 25 of the most recent sexiest posts instead of thirty-some-such-shit going on 40. There is now sorting capabilites so that you can sort all of the sexiest posts added on BackAlleyPics.net to date which is to say 'sort of sexy' posts because Google cuts my nuts off in regards to what I really consider 'sexy' but fuck it, BackAlleyPics.com/Skin definitely more than makes up for that. And...

Finally got the new Lingerie Bowl Gallery Page programmed and wired into the database. I would like to think that it is definitely a mass improvement and a lot more imformative and user friendly. If you have never seen the old one you can check it out in your way back machine because it is now in digital hell where all things digital go to die when the overwrite button is clicked. Good riddance to it although it will be missed becasue it did serve it's purpose until BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 came along.

Yep, still got the BackAlleyPics.com/LingerieBowlUpdates.aspx page lingering about, but it days are numbered and it will soon join it's friend the old BackAlleyPics.com/LingerieBowl/Gallery.aspx in digital hell. Four more Lingerie Bowl chicks, three of which are Skin Collections, and the above mentioned updates page and The Lingerie Bowl is finally complete and all of BackAlleyPics.com is fully mobilized. Oh. I guess I should also mention that I added two more Lingerie Bowl chicks that you have never heard of.

Lana Kinnear is an American glamour model and actress that was born July 29 1976. I guess if you watch or watched wrestling at some point you may know her as Lana Star? With the little information that there is out there I really couldn't tell you. From what I have gathered she started out doing soft core porn, moved onto wrastlin', did a few semi nude/full nude photoshoots and finally reached the pinnacle of her career and hit The Lingerie Bowl... back in '06. Congrats to her on that.

Leyla Milani - Another wannabe famous chick that made it as far as being a model on 'Deal or No Deal' {Lucky 13} for those that actually watched and know what the fuck a 'Lucky 13' is, did something that had to do with wrastlin', {I have noticed a trend when it comes to The Lingerie Bowl ladies and wrestling}, she managed to make it to Maxims online gallery, well her and every other 'Deal or No Deal' model, she made it to The Lingerie Bowl, and she found her a millionaire sugar daddy. All those accomplishments and you have never heard of her? What the hell is wrong with you? Sad to say she is another of the few Lingerie Bowl Ladies that didn't make it to the Skin Side, hell she barely made it anywhere on BackAlleyPics because it seems no one gave a shit about her pics and I could barely find any High Qualities. Her collection sucks in regards to quality, you have been warned.