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February 20 2017

In Case You Cared?

Finally got the Top 25 Posts page on the .net sorted. I mean that pun literally. I finally got around to programming it so it is now actually only 25 of the most recent sexiest posts instead of thirty-some-such-shit going on 40. There is now sorting capabilites so that you can sort all of the sexiest posts added on BackAlleyPics.net to date which is to say 'sort of sexy' posts because Google cuts my nuts off in regards to what I really consider 'sexy' but fuck it, BackAlleyPics.com/Skin definitely more than makes up for that. And...

Finally got the new Lingerie Bowl Gallery Page programmed and wired into the database. I would like to think that it is definitely a mass improvement and a lot more imformative and user friendly. If you have never seen the old one you can check it out in your way back machine because it is now in digital hell where all things digital go to die when the overwrite button is clicked. Good riddance to it although it will be missed becasue it did serve it's purpose until BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 came along.

Yep, still got the BackAlleyPics.com/LingerieBowlUpdates.aspx page lingering about, but it days are numbered and it will soon join it's friend the old BackAlleyPics.com/LingerieBowl/Gallery.aspx in digital hell. Four more Lingerie Bowl chicks, three of which are Skin Collections, and the above mentioned updates page and The Lingerie Bowl is finally complete and all of BackAlleyPics.com is fully mobilized. Oh. I guess I should also mention that I added two more Lingerie Bowl chicks that you have never heard of.

Leyla Milani Photo Session Sexy Cleavage and Legs

Photo Sessions

Leyla Milani

Lana Kinnear is an American glamour model and actress that was born July 29 1976. I guess if you watch or watched wrestling at some point you may know her as Lana Star? With the little information that there is out there I really couldn't tell you. From what I have gathered she started out doing soft core porn, moved onto wrastlin', did a few semi nude/full nude photoshoots and finally reached the pinnacle of her career and hit The Lingerie Bowl... back in '06. Congrats to her on that.

Leyla Milani - Another wannabe famous chick that made it as far as being a model on 'Deal or No Deal' {Lucky 13} for those that actually watched and know what the fuck a 'Lucky 13' is, did something that had to do with wrastlin', {I have noticed a trend when it comes to The Lingerie Bowl ladies and wrestling}, she managed to make it to Maxims online gallery, well her and every other 'Deal or No Deal' model, she made it to The Lingerie Bowl, and she found her a millionaire sugar daddy. All those accomplishments and you have never heard of her? What the hell is wrong with you? Sad to say she is another of the few Lingerie Bowl Ladies that didn't make it to the Skin Side, hell she barely made it anywhere on BackAlleyPics because it seems no one gave a shit about her pics and I could barely find any High Qualities. Her collection sucks in regards to quality, you have been warned.

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February 15 2017

Cora Skinner High Quality Photoshoots Pic

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Cora Skinner

Ever Heard of Her?

Here are two more chicks from the Lingerie Bowl that you have never heard of? Most of these chicks {from The Lingerie Bowl} were basically just chicks that weren't famous {that wished they were} that they probably paid next to nothing to run around in next to nothing so finding pics of them isn't an easy feat and when I do find them most of the time the quality is always suspect and these two chicks were no different.

Cora Skinner - Probably one of the hottest chicks, if not the hottest chick that appeared in The Lingerie Bowl? And one of the few that I can't find any 'real' nudes of. Disappointing. That being said a lot of her lingerie modeling pics are still hotter than hell and there are a few where it appears that photoshopping out her nipples was more important than the fact that you can see a little labia here or a little clitorus there? I will let you play 'Where's Waldo' becasue I have already played and maybe you will find something that I missed.

She is only known {I did not use the word famous} because she dated a dude that will follow in his {?}father/other mother's{?} footsteps and be a woman soon. Like father like son. Still trying to figure what the fuck I am talking about? Good, that means that you are really here for chicks pics and you don't keep up on dumb shit. She was {maybe} fucking Brody Jenner. No bells still? I am still even more impressed and I will go no further down that fucked up {family tree} path. Bing is your friend. She is probably as close to a Kardashian that you will ever find on BackAlleyPics? {Maybe?}

A lot of her pics are low quality, that I wish were in better quality but I posted them anyway because sometimes something is better than nothing. As you can tell with her candids {check out her .net collection for a few more}, her pics are pretty hard to come by and high quality, even harder. This was a very time consuming collection {I hope I got all of the duplicates and very low qualities out, if not, apologies} so I hope that you enjoy it.

Jennifer Cantrell - If all you want is tits and ass without all the pleasantries like 'where were you born' or 'how old are you' then this chicks collection is for you. It appears that the internet knows nothing about this chick except that she got naked a few times and appeared in, you guessed it, The Lingerie Bowl {hence me typing this}. Her collection consists of her {few} Lingerie Bowl Pics and then straight to tits and ass. No photoshoots, no sexy cleavage candids, just Lingerie Bowl and Nude Photoshoots. A big collection at 48 pics with 40 of those being of her tits and pussy. I can find no info on this chick whats-so-ever so... She got naked once {or twice} for the camera and that is all that matters. We got a name and a face. Her pics would be so much hotter if her tits didn't look as phony as a Timex passing for a Rolex.

Check out BackAlleyPics G+ Page for more info on Cora Skinner's collection, I didn't want to waste anymore Home Page real estate on either one of these chicks.

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February 6 2017

Christy Hemme High Quality Photoshoots Pic

Photoshoots

Christy Hemme

They Used to Be Some One?

I combined these two washed up, want{ed} to be famous chicks into one update because neither of them were really all that famous. When chicks really aren't that famous their pics are really hard to come by hence neither one of them having all that big of a collection. Christy's collection only has a big number {793} becasue she was being photoshoot pimped by one of the wrestling programs? Don't get to excited, her photoshoot collection is pretty big but it really lacks in quality although I did A LOT of cleaning in there. Trishelle on the other hand, no one even gave a shit enough to photograph her {83 pic collection} to even have a photoshoot collection. So...

If you were a wrastlin' fan {more than} a few years back you may have some idea who this chick is? If not then I seriously doubt it. Of course the only info that I have about her is what I picked up while updating here collection which to say isn't much {because as you can tell from the size of her collection, it looks like no one else gave a shit either} and I couldn't be bothered to read her wiki page. I spent enough time cleaning her shitty {quality} photoshoot collection and I am just ready to finish the Lingerie Bowl and be done with these has beens which brings us back to Christy Hemme. Some chick from WWE, WWF, or TNA or WGAF {Who Gives a Fuck}? I guess if you are a female wrestler it is a prerequisite that you do Playboy and she filled that obligation to become, from what I understand, thrown to the waste side after she got pimped? Welcome to Hollywood! Fake wrestling, fake tits, fake chicks, whats not to love?

Trishelle Cannatella High Quality Photoshoots Pic

Photoshoots

Trishelle Cannatella

If you liked MTV reality TV shows a few years back {I am not even going to go there} you may remember this chick? If not, you didn't miss much and by the sheer numbers of the pics that I can find it looks like about three people actually gave a shit. Basically in a nutshell unless you watched that garbage you probably could give a shit. The only reason that she is worth mentioning here is that she got naked a few times {if you are here and you don't like looking at pics of naked chicks?} and she was in the Lingerie Bowl, which by the way, now that Jenny McCarthy {see the post below} is done it is all down hill from here with a bunch of chicks no one ever gave a shit about that thought they were famous.

So, to wrap things up, here are two more Lingerie Bowl collections done, their Lingerie Bowl pages are now mobile friendly, they are on the Skin Side, you get to see their tits and bush {you can actually see Trishelle's pussy if you look hard enough}, and the Lingerie Bowl chicks collections are now more than halfway done.

February 3 2017 {Actual Jan. 19*}

Jenny McCarthy Nude Photoshoots Pic

Full Nude

Jenny McCarthy

The Silicone Stripper of Philanthropy...

Jenny McCarthy the doctor is a Playboy Playmate who has a doctorate in autism from Google University who told you to stop giving your kids the Mumps, Measles, Rubella vaccine and single-handedly poisoned Disney Land {along with some dumb bitch named Oprah Winfrey} because morons listened to some dumb fake blonde chick with fake tits that got her career start by taking off her clothes. Maybe her son actually has autism from all the rails she was doing while she was pregnant, just saying. Link to autism from coke moms is? Maybe I should go get my Google degree and find out the link between coke rails, hair dye, silicone implants, stupidity, and autism. Fuck it. Don't care.

Here is Jenny in all her nude glory, and that is all the glory that she actually deserves because the rest of her career is a fucking train wreck. One season here and one season there but this chick won't go away for some reason. If you want unfunny and retarded check out Jenny McCarthy in one of her one season wonders or take my advice and just check out what Jenny was really good at, getting naked. If you are into skinny chicks with silicone tits that just don't match her frame that is.

P.S. If you are a big Jenny McCarthy fan {I don't understand, but to each his own} and want more pics you might want to check out the .net because there are more than a few sets over there that I didn't put over here because they are just plain boring and I normally throw shit like them in the garbage but I guess that is what the .net is actually for... celebrity fans. If you want the full collection, download all the pics her pics here on the skin side and her photoshoots and download everything else from her .net collection, should be about 4000 pics {Windows isn't real accurate when counting pics in a bunch of different folders}?

P.P.S. America is truly fucked when we take medical advice from a celebrity stripper and our president is a celebrity idiot. Just a note I supported Bernie Sanders.

*Collection actually added January 19 2017 {Duh - Forgot To Do This}

December 22 2016

Cindy Margolis Full Nude

Full Nude

Cindy Margolis

Are Fairy Tales Really Real?

Once upon a time, because that is how most fairy tales begin and that is pretty much what this chick lives in, Cindy Margolis was the most popular chick on the internet? Most downloaded at least... in her mind. Her and another chick that you have never ever heard of {Danni Ashe} capitalized on the world wide web by doing what dumb tramps do and got naked and got downloaded a lot, as in about seven times because the only people that used the internet at this point were complete internet nerds that actually owned computers. This was stone age internet in the days of news groups, 56k modems, and floppy disks, when WiFi was in it's infancy and Blue Tooth was a dental term for "get your fucking teeth fixed". There was no facebook or youtube, hell there was no myspace and napster was still far from getting the shit sued out of them by Metallica before getting shut down. The vast majority of us were still getting our porn from actual porno movies and Playboy's only worth wasn't something to just wipe your ass with.

Point being that once upon a time in Cindy Margolis's mind she was the internet queen and I guess in all fairness even being the most downloaded woman on the internet at one point would be a cool title {if she wasn't actually the second most downloaded woman on the internet coming in second after some random chick doing porn}. BUT, in reality it really isn't relevant when there was only 100 people in America who actually used the internet let alone knew what the fuck it was. Which brings us to today and why I am talking about this irrelevant chick that you have never heard of.

Yep, still working on The Lingerie Bowl. and still adding chicks that have no merit with the exception of you getting to see them naked and of course what do chicks do when the 15 minutes of fame that they {actually thought they} once had runs out, they {used to} go to Hef on their knees and get paid for a nude photoshoot. Now they just do nude selfies and leak them online and blame a hacker. Oh how we have {d}evolved.

So of course that was Cindy Margolis's next logical step back in 2006 when the internet really existed and she realized that in the Grand Scheme of Things in internet land she was a fucking nobody that no one even realized existed. So much for the most downloaded woman in the world. Which brings a question to mind. Why is her pic collection so small and why are there so few pics of this chick in the first place? Don't answer that, I don't care. Her collection is done and we are moving on to more irrelevant chicks until there are none left in The Lingerie Bowl list so that we can actually get back to chicks that at least have some name recogonition. In the meantime here is Cindy's incredibly botoxed, surgically enhanced face above some incredibly surgically enhanced tits in some incredibly photoshopped photoshoots from a bigone era. Enjoy!

October 20 2016

Alana Curry Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage, Legs, Thighs, and Ass in Litte Shorts and a Wet Tank Top

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Alana Curry

Who The Hell is Alana Curry?

Good thing that you asked... or not? Actually who gives a shit right? As long as you get to see her naked. Sorry, not going to happen. At least not that I could find with the exception of her role in "2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams" which if you were lucky you missed or if you are like me didn't miss on T.V. late one night and don't remember it because it was a boring piece of shit trying to reprise Freddy Kruger Robert Englund as a notable actor in something that they tried to pass off as a horror movie. Other than that if you have no idea who she is don't feel to bad about it.

From what I have gathered about her is that she is some wannabe actress that hangs around with a lot of chicks that have gotten naked in Playboy but has never done so herself, at least that I can find. Maybe she was never offered, she is hot enough to want to see naked, or she thought that she was going to "Be A Star" and she passed it up. Either way, neither happened and no one gives a shit as with most of the chicks that made appearances in The Lingerie Bowl. Maybe you have to at least have a wiki page before what used to be Playboy will consider you which would have disqualified her? Anywho, here are her pics and this is probably the last you will ever see of her because I think the most recent pics I could find were from 2011. Ahhhh, obscurity.

And onto a programming note that I am pretty proud of because I busted my ass writing the algorithm getting this thing going for the last three weeks not to mention almost busting my PC more than a few times. When you are checking out Alana Curry's collection make sure to check out her "image page" as I have tweaked the image page format that will make browsing pictures that much easier. Not to mention that I have pretty much finished rolling my own Content Management System {think Wordpress} to make creating collections even faster yet. Make sure to check out the G+ Page for more info on that. Enjoy the pics!

January 2 2017

Amber Smith Nude Photoshoots Pic

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Amber Smith

Sex {addict}, Drugs {addict}, and Rock and Roll...

Amber Smith is an American model and actress that was born on March 2 1971. I use the term "actress" loosely. She is famous for... being a half assed softcore porn actress, think Skinimax, and attention starved reality television actress that appeared one of those fake reality television doctors' shows getting paid retardedly stupid amounts of money to talk about her being a drunk druggy, claiming she was a sex addict {how convenient, a chick that does softcore porn for a living claiming to be a sex addict to make herself more appealing when she can no longer find work in the porn industry} while the masses of idiots tune in?

I have no idea, I have never heard of her until I found her Lingerie Bowl pics. She has done no shortage of nudity though. From what I have read, she may or may not have had a medical procedure that included a caulk gun and a tube of silicone. If they are fake at least she left the moles on her augmented mounds of silicone, they are a nice touch {or good camouflage?}.

We would probably have a better collection of her pics but when doing the recap search {topping off what pics I already had} and the search for info of the few events sets that we do have, one thing became abundantly clear, the only pics of this chick that any one has is her nudes and no one on the internet gave a damn that she actually did show up to events? I guess that explains the low quality and low number of "candid" pics that turned up in her collection. Oh well I got other chicks to move onto beside for this washed up soft core porn actress {want video caps?} and we got the nudes so who gives a fuck?

September 16 2016

Katie Lohmann Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage, Legs, Thighs, and Ass in Litte Shorts and a Wet Tank Top

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Katie Lohmann

Are You Ready for Some Football?

It is football season once again and the New York Giants have a new head coach, Victor Cruz is back and we still have Odell Beckham Jr. not to mention two time Super Bowl MVP quarterback Eli Mann... oops I was supposed to be talking about ladies or pussy or ladies' pussy or... how about ladies that like to show their pussy that play football? Yeah, now I am on track to where I was going with this post.

How about 2200 pics of Katie Lohmann naked and sometimes doing a little more if you include all of the screen captures I created and included from her "acting" career. I guess I should also mention that there is about a thousand other pics in her collection as well, but then again, do you really give a shit? Her mommy bought her a set of silicone tits to show off for a high school graduation present and you really want to see them as many times as possible even though they look as fake as a pair of tits on a blow up doll, not to mention the clearly visible surgery scars Dr. Do Dumbshit left as a reminder of how phony this dumb bitch really is.

Of course her 3 minutes of fame {3 minutes is me being generous, did you even know that she existing before seeing her on the BackAlleyPics.com Home Page} is done now and she is all but used up and spit out or she has been used A LOT and has spit out even more if you will, seeing as how I had to revisit...

The Lingerie Bowl - I lied. All pages on BackAlleyPics.com are not mobile and I bet three people may have noticed? I left these pages until last and sticking with the way I have done the rest of the mobile conversion of BackAlleyPics.com. I am adding all of the pics of the chicks who were in the Lingerie Bowl that I have on my hard drive that I have never posted because... fuck it, why not?

You like to see pussy or you wouldn't be here and I like adding chicks showing their pussy to the Skin Side so you can see chicks showing their pussy. See how that works? Most all of these chicks maybe old and used up now {and by used I mean used, as in, pussy that has seen more dicks than it has tampons} but I bet that don't stop their pages from getting no shortage of page views because at one time or another they had their 5 minutes of fame and wasted no time in showing their pussy while under the delusion they were actually famous and people gave a shit about them.

Adrianne Curry See Through to Her Nipple and G-String

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Adrianne Curry

Of course I am trying to get through this as fast as possible. What used to be Playboy Magazine ain't got shit in the day and age of the Celebrity Nude Selfie and these old chicks that used to run to Hef to get their silicone tits and snatch out for the camera ain't got shit on the Selfie of her finger fucking herself... or her blowing a guy, or her tongue down her hot friends throat, or her just all out and out getting it on porn star style, all while she is trying to out do the other celebrity chick who is getting all the attention because she was caught with a dick down her throat. I would rather be adding those pics to the Skin Side. You know actual famous chicks.

But in the meantime here is the beginning of the Lingerie Bowl chicks that shed their clothes all in the name of fame. Bear in mind some are more exciting than others and there are a few who I think never got naked or they did and no gave I shit? To be honest I don't think any one really ever gave a shit about most of these chicks in the first place hence them being in an event as fucking retarded as "The Lingerie Bowl"?

And speaking of Selfies, let me not forget to mention that I also added the queen of not-famous-anymore who tried to reclaim her 15 minutes via selfies and social media. Adrianne Curry. Remember her? I didn't think so but I thought that I would ask anyway. Not quite as exiting as the above mentioned soft core porn actress but still not as lame as some. Some may have noticed that I actually added her a little while back and never really mentioned her, because let's face it, who gives a shit? I didn't, I had to get the Update Page done. So in the name of the Lingerie Bowl and chicks getting naked here is Adrianne Curry and I am now formally mentioning her.

September 14 2016

Sienna Miller Full Nude

Full Nude

Sienna Miller

Sophie Howard Nude

Full Nude

Sophie Howard

Welcome Back Old Friend...

...The Update Page. Once upon a time on BackAlleyPics.com there was this thing called an update page that didn't get much use and seemed rather redundant so I axed it upon BackAlleyPics.com's return {sort of like the old candids section} only to realize that upon some vast improvements the update page was a much needed asset instead of a hindrance to me completing collections. So after much hard work and more hours than I would like to admit in the lab I have revived my dead friend from it's demise like Thoros of Myr Lady Stoneheart style with Nymeria for the save. Oh I forgot most assholes don't know who LS is {unless they read it on the internet}.

Sienna Miller - on Version 2.0 - Yeah I wasted a shit ton of time harvesting pics for an update for her and then ditched the idea when I reallized that it was going to take a shit ton more time sorting all of said pics to finish the update and I had to finish the current projects first. Here is the beginning of that update {there maybe a few new pics in there?} and her on Version 2.0. To be cont...

Sophie Howard - on Version 2.0 - This is about the end of her collection because apparently topless models retire? What the fuck. Or they just get out of the spotlight so they can feed their faces whatever they want and get fat? I doubt that she retired rich and who gives a shit? How many times can you look at one pair of tits anyway? I can't even tell the difference in her pics any more. They all look the same now. {Along with all of the other British Glamour Models, do some porn style pics or something? Shit or get off the pot.}

Sung Hi Lee Full Nude

Full Nude

Sung Hi Lee

Sung Hi Lee - is now on Version 2.0 and I have revamped the navigation to make it semi easier to navigate her 6500 pic nude pic collection. She is still retired from whatever it was that she used to do? Besides for run a website of her getting naked. Nothing new here either just wanted to mention that she was on Ver 2.0 now {as I wish they all were}.

- All image pages should now be mobile friendly {I hope}? No more swiping all over on your {device} when you hit the image page. This is the really confusing part that I don't understand? The pics are still on average 2000 x 3000 pics and still 20x{?, to lazy to do the math} bigger than the screen when viewing the full size image so why are people here on a 5 inch screen again?

- There is now a bunch of collections that aren't really quite Version 2.0, more like version 1.5, in the tag system. I could have went further in adding more chicks collections to the tag system that I added pics to this past spring and summer {scroll down the page to see them all} but that required more time, and fuck that, I am moving on to whatever the fuck it was I was doing before I started this whole "mobile website" mess.

- The mobile version of BackAlleyPics.com is now complete. There are a few stragglers that I still have to finish and I have a punch list of things that I still need to do but other than all of the time consuming shit is done. It is now back to full fledge collection adding and updating. Instead of programming and Style Sheets I am now back to spending most of my website time adding shit loads of high quality pics. A reason for you to use the Update Page.

P.S. Apologies for any one trying to access The Tag System for most of yesterday and all you got was an ASP.NET error page instead. Progress always comes with a pain in the ass and that explains yesterday. The Updates Page Link can be found at the bottom of any and all pages.

August 27 2016

Lucy Liu Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Lucy Liu

Ludivine Sagnier Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Ludivine Sagnier

Last But Not Least...

...or least but still last or... fuck it, something about the last, because after months and months of working on it, BackAlleyPics.com is finally mobile, for the most part. All of the collections are at least, for the most part. If you have some how missed what I have been working on since May all you have to do is scroll down because, well, the whole damn home page is about the mobile update. I think that I might have added a few pics to the site in the meantime?

And speaking of that, some of you may remember there used to be an update page on BackAlleyPics.com that ended up in the digital sewer when Version 2.0 launched. I had no intention on using it anymore but considering that this whole page is basically one big list of updates of thousands and thousands of pics to a bunch of different collections the update page is going to be re-appearing in the near future. Of course this one is going to be of the Version 2.0 variety, low maintenance and requires no time and database driven. Once I get done plugging all the data into the database that is. Hopefully today, right after I finish this update, resubmitting sitemaps to the search engines, mobilizing the image pages, and something I need to do that I am forgetting?

Most importantly here is the LAST of the collections that needed to be mobilized that I have updated. I wish I could say that one of these was the "Grand Finale" collections but no. These are just the remainder of collections that ended up being last... but not least or least and last?

Lucy Liu - I added close to 200 candids to her collection. She doesn't have any exotic candids like bikini pics or nip slips and her "Charlie's Angels" days are gone but she still manages to show up to events looking hot.

Ludivine Sagnier - I added about 75 sexy cleavage pics to her collection. I wish that I could say that it was more but this chick has just never hit the mainstream and her pics are hard to come by.

Lynn Collins See Through to Tits No Bra and Sexy Cleavage

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Lynn Collins

Stacey Dash High Quality Photoshoots Pic

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Stacey Dash

Lynn Collins - I added about 150 candids to her collection. I have no idea what is wrong with this chick? She has done a lot of main stream T.V. and some big budget movies but... where the fuck are her pics because I would really like more.

Stacey Dash - I added 60 candids and some nude screen caps to her collection and I think that about completes that. Who gives a shit? She became irrelevent when she stopped taking off her clothes years ago and then started opening her mouth for reasons other than putting producers' cocks in it. Updating this collection and looking for image info sucked ass because all I kept reading was what "black" Stacey Dash had to say about this and that. Who gives a fuck? She is a black woman and isn't a democrat. Get the fuck over it! This is 2016 and both parties are crooked pieces of shit. To bad all that hype doesn't translate into more pics but sadly it doesn't.
Her Nude Screen Caps

Click the links below the thumbs to get to the set. Enjoy!

August 22 2016

Liv Tyler Sexy Cleavage

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Liv Tyler

Lizzy Caplan Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Lizzy Caplan

Beginning of the End...

...This should be the second to last BackAlleyPics.com mobile conversion update. Took me awhile to get these three ladies done and added here didn't it? Truth is, they have been done since I did the last update a week ago but I was to busy to be bothered with adding an update here. What can I say I have been pretty terrible about updates during this whole mobile upgrade bullshit. That is all about to be over now... FINALLY.

All but the the Grand Finally, The Lingerie Bowl post, which is what I have been working on while I wasn't writing this update. Some of that is up and running on Version 2.0 not to mention the addition of Adrianne Curry. More on that in a later update. Hopefully soon.

But for now, here are these and as soon as I get done typing this out and uploading it I am going to finish the last seven collections that need to be mobilized and stick a fork in this shit. Yeah and I am going to finally get around to making the image pages mobile friendly. In the meantime, as I promised while I was doing the site mobilization, there would always be collection updates of some sort, here is...

Liv Tyler - I added over 200 candid pics to her collection. Nothing all that amazing because let's face it she isn't all that amazing. She may still have a career but I doubt this collection is ever going to go anywhere much farther than this because it is boring and I have grown bored with it.

Lizzy Caplan - I added over 800 pics to her collection, candids and a few nudes. Unlike that above collection her collection seems to be one to watch. She likes to show up to events without her bra which is A O.K. with me considering that her nipples always seem to be cold or she is just incredibly horny all the time? Not to mention she likes her sheer clothing. Or maybe she just likes her tits and likes to show them off and that is why she got added to the Skin Side.

Lucy Lawless Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Lucy Lawless

Lucy Lawless - I added close to 200 candids pics to her collection. Probably the last of the pics that will be get added to this one. There aren't any recent ones and I didn't really see any that were recent when I was working on her collection that were worth adding {or duh, they would be here and I wouldn't be having this conversation with myself}. I did manage to scrape together more than a few sexy ones though.

Click the links below the thumbs to get to the set. Enjoy!

August 14 2016

Natassia Malthe Sexy Cleavage

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Natassia Malthe

Navi Rawat Sexy Cleavage

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Navi Rawat

BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 is growing...

...ever so slowly. As I mentioned in the last update Letter N is now mobile and here are the last two collections from that as well as a couple of Skin Collection updates from Letter S that are now on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 and added to the database making the total number of chicks on Version 2.0 a measley 17 out of the 400 chicks on BackAlleyPics.com. One of these days I will get back to my original plan for both sites but that isn't today. Today is...

Natassia Malthe - I added about 50 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection. And that is about that for her. Not to surprising considering she was doing Uwe Boll straight to video sequels of previously flopped movies. She had potential, not to mention the "take one for the team attitude" considering she was doing almost lesbian porn in Uwe Boll straight to video sequels of previously flopped movies. Such a waste.

Navi Rawat - I added about 60 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection. And it appears that her Numb3rs are up as well as far as her career goes and has been for quite awhile I guess? Since like 2010? Shows how much I pay attention to the chicks on BackAlleyPics.com. Whatever, she never got naked anyway.

Shannen Doherty See Through to Tits No Bra Sexy Ass Tight Pants

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Shannon Elizabeth See Through to Tits and Thong

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Shannen Doherty - I added about 250 candid pics to her collection. And no, that had nothing to do with the fact that she just recently came out as having breast cancer. That was just happy coincedence that I happen to be at her collection in Letter S when she shaved her head. I happened to find out because I was using Bing to see if she had fake tits so I could let you guys know and all that kept coming up about her tits was breast cancer, then I see it on one of the useless morning news shows, ABC, NBC, CBS, bullshit news, blah. To bad it wasn't an election year or we could have heard about her breast cancer for the next two weeks, but as for her luck the media had bigger stories than hers. Do I give a shit? Nope. I don't know her and don't give a flying fuck about her. Lots of "regular" people are diagnosed with cancer every day and we don't get to hear about them. As for her having fake tits? Some good news for us. She is on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0!

Shannon Elizabeth - I added over 300 new pics to her collection and added it to BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0. I added a bunch of HD topless screen captures to her nude photoshoots, as well as some different versions of her nude pics, two new .PNG banners, and a bunch of new candids. Of course none of those new candids compare to the MTV movie awards pics in her see through pics collection {that one over there}. I think she is still hanging around as far as a career goes but her career pretty much tanked after "American Pie Sequel Who Gives a Shit" {which tanked too} but from what I have read her career tanking is also due to the fact that she is just a cunt and no one likes to work with her.

*Shalom Harlow is now on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 as well but that is another finished collection career and collection so there are no new pics.

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August 6 2016

Leslie Bibb Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Linda Cardellini See Through to Bra and Panties

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Linda Cardellini

Almost sort of there...

...but still jumping around. Just like that and all of Letter N is now mobilized. All that remains now is a little of Letter L and the rest of the Skin Side. Which sounds all fine and dandy but Letter L consists of a small website, The Lingerie Bowl Post, which I have a little {sort of huge} update planned for and at this point I am adding what is left of The Skin Side collections to BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 while I am doing it, hence why I pulled off of those collections way back when and worked on all of the other collections first. Of course at the end I had to get creative and do shit the hard way but... why not?

Leslie Bibb - I added over 100 candid pics to her collection. The sexiest ones that I could find at least. That still only amounted to some sexy cleavage pics and a few of her strolling around L.A. without her bra in a short dress. What can I say, not all collections can be racy and not all actresses get naked but she does like her short dresses.

Linda Cardellini - I added about 350 sexy cleavage candid pics to her collection with a few pics of her in a see through dress showing off her bra and panties from back in the day. She has never been one to show up to events showing much more than her cleavage and some leg or do any type of really sexy revealing photoshoots, let alone a nude scene so I guess this is what we get.

Lindsay Price Pokies No Bra Tight Dress

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Natalie Martinez See Through to Nipple Ring

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Lindsay Price - I added over 250 candid pics to her collection. Almost all of those being sexy cleavage that really aren't all that exciting except for one incredibly sexy pokies set of her in a really tight dress that really doesn't show much but for some reason is just pretty damn hot? I haven't seen any recent candids or photoshoots of her, at least in the last few years so this collection is pretty much done I think. Not all that disappointing considering it was pretty boring and she was a d-list actress in the first place that never did any nudity.

Natalie Martinez - I added over 100 candids to her collection. Mostly sexy cleavage except for a set of her in a sort of see through dress but you can clearly make out her nipple ring. Still not all that interesting of a collection but a little more interesting than most of the other collections that I have worked on as of late.

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August 4 2016

Laura Ramsey Sexy Cleavage

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Leah Remini Sexy Cleavage

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Leah Remini

The P is Still Free...

...Letter P is now mobile and so is the first part of Letter L, not to mention a little of Letter N. Like that shit don't ya? I am jumping all over the place now. And still updating collections and adding as many pics as possible. That will run out soon, then again, I will be out of pages that need to be mobile and I might actually get back to working on that other site that I started and have basically abandoned for the last three months. But for now, the end of the pages that need mobilizing and more than a few pics to add here...

Laura Ramsey - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. There are a few bikini candids and some sexy cleavage pics in her bra and a few pokies pics without her bra. Her collection and career look to be about done but I think that this one will trickle on a little longer. She got married and had kid(s)? Hollywood has probably replaced her with a younger version of herself that we will get around to replacing her collection with as well. She was fun while she lasted.

Leah Remini - I added about 50 candid pics to her collection. And I think that will be all that I will be adding to this one. Her career has been over and from the new candid pics that I have seen of her {and left right where they were at} that is for the better. I couldn't figure out who the old lady in the candid pics I was looking at was and then I realized the old lady was her. Disturbing. Throwing her cult church under the bus to promote her book seems to be her new tactic for making money and staying in the lime light. Good luck with that. She should have got her tits out while people still gave a shit.

Leonor Varela Nip Slip No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Paula Patton See Through to Tits No Bra

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Paula Patton

Leonor Varela - I added over 250 candid pics to her collection. And a few of those sets are pretty recent so this collection still has hope. She may not be all that famous but she is still showing up to events looking sexy and still leaving her bra at home. There is no shortage of pics in her collection without her bra with her nipples poking out, not to mention a few without her bra with her nipples slipping out.

Paula Patton - I added 600 pics to her collection. Not only to her candids but to her photoshoots as well. About the only thing that her collection is missing is the nudes, then it would be complete. Unfortunately I have never seen those with the exception of movie roles. I thought I heard her and the douche she was married to split so maybe she will start leaking some at some point because that always seems like the next logical step, then again I could be wrong and it could have been some other useless chick and her douche that split? To lazy to look and don't give a fuck.

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* Side Note - I guess I should have mentioned this a lot sooner but a lot of the ladies BackAlleyPics.com web addresses have changed. A.K.A bookmark addresses will have changed so if you have someone bookmarked you may want to change the bookmark. If not, fuck it, the bookmark will still work as I have been pretty thorough when it comes to IIS redirects while doing this. Just something that I thought I should mention.

August 1 2016

Moon Bloodgood Sexy Cleavage

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Lara Flynn Boyle Bikini Candid Pic

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Lara Flynn Boyle

Clusterfuck...

...Wow, this page is a little dusty. No updates for damn near a month? What the fuck have I been doing? Not working on BackAlleyPics that is for sure. July proved to be a very unproductive month. I mentioned earlier that I knew that things would slow down for a second. I had to be out of town with family for two weeks of the month so that right there was going to be counter-productive. But what I didn't anticipate was putting a new battery in the laptop and then plugging my USB keyboard and mouse back in after the Fourth of July weekend, having some type of hardware failure and it corrupting garbage ass Windows and destroying my hard drive. Riddle me that shit? So I spent the other two weeks of July retrieving data, waiting for a new drive, and then reinstalling software instead of getting any work done. Good thing I just did a back up a week prior or I wouldn't be this far.

But that bullshit is over and for as far as I can tell we are back on track and hopefully August will be a better month than July? Crossing my fingers. I might get this mobile shit done sometime in 2016? Although, I am adding boatloads of new pics so we can't complain to much. Not to mention that I am ending all types of collections so that I can actually focus on adding new ones. And speaking of adding those new pics, lets get to the point.

Letters K and M are now completely finished leaving only Letters L, N, O, P and some of the Skin Side to finish. So without further ado let us get Letter L started and and from what it looks like a lot of it basically finished.

Moon Bloodgood - I added about 100 candid pics to her collection. With the exception of her photo shopped photoshoots and maybe one or two of the candid sets this collection is actually pretty boring and I for one am glad to say that I think that this one is also at it's conclusion {just so I can add some new chicks that actually aren't boring}. When the last set of sort of sexy candid pics was over 5 years ago I give up hope and quit looking.

Lara Flynn Boyle - I added a couple of candids to this collection of her in a bikini {over there} and a few low quality pics of her in a see through shirt without her bra. This collection was pretty much done before it got started and until this chick learns what food is I am happy to see it done. I don't think that any one will give a shit either way?

Laura Harring Sexy Cleavage

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Laura Prepon Sexy Cleavage and Legs Short Dress

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Laura Prepon

Laura Harring - I added over 100 candids to her collection. Pretty old candids. Another collection that has come to it's finally, probably along with her career. At least we got a couple of excellent lesbian scenes and pretty hot photoshoots out of her before she went. Mulholland Drive is the only reason that she is here in the first place. If I wouldn't have seen her in that I would have never thought twice about adding her.

Laura Prepon - I added over to 300 candids to her collection, a collection that I called done, once upon a time. Amazing what getting your tits out and pretending to go down on other chicks on camera will do for some actresses' careers. I highly doubt that she doesn't know what Taylor Schilling's pussy smells and tastes like because having your face buried that deep in another chicks crotch, well. Good for her I say. I don't know the cult's beliefs on Lesbians but I say fuck the cult and you go girl. Although her eating pussy and getting naked a lot in 'Orange is the New Black' is extremely hot, this collection is still pretty damn boring.

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July 2 2016

Kristanna Loken Sexy Cleavage & Legs Short Dress

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Kristanna Loken

Kristen Bell Bikini Candid Pic

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Kristen Bell

Happy Fourth of July...

...I almost didn't get this update done before the holiday. Actually I am doing this update on the holiday weekend because circumstances just happened to turn out that way. Yesterday I just said fuck the update because I have been sick all week and didn't get shit done on anything, internet of otherwise, and this weekend was looking pretty bad as far as me feeling good but obviously I must be feeling somewhat better? I will let you know later because right now I have to much blood in my caffine stream.

Anywho. The mobile conversion still marches on and I am still going through this grueling shit. I lied, I thought that I would be further than this by the holiday weekend but that didn't happen. Although basically all I have left now is Letters L, N, O, and P, which if you are counting them down like I am that is just a little over fourty ladies collections left out of 400? Hell if I know? I used to know that number but right now I am in a hurry and am to lazy to count. If I had them all in the database it would count them for me but instead of adding them to Version 2.0 I had to stop and program them all for mobile first.

That being said I have added a shitload of new pics in the process and speaking of new pics and upgrades... Happy Fourth of July!

Kristanna Loken - I added close to 300 random candids to her collection and I think basically after I add her to Version 2.0 her collection is done. She doesn't really have any career to speak of now and I don't think that she has done a new photo shoot in years so... Who gives a shit, I always thought that her collection would turn out to be a lot more exciting than it really is. Basically her candids are just sexy cleavage pics with an up skirt set thrown in.

Kristen Bell - I added a shitload of pics to her collection! Over 1300 random candids to be a little more accurate. And that isn't all of them yet. But to be fair her collection is about as interesting as her husband is funny which is to say not very. Sure she has some bikini pics and sexy cleavage pics but other than that, nothing all that interesting. But I never expected her to be all that interesting anyway. She just looks and acts like a lame prude. Maybe if she would have gotten naked in 'House of Lies' like Anna Paquin in 'True Blood' Showtime might not have cancelled it because people might have actually tuned in?

Kristin Davis Pokies No Bra Sexy Cleavage

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Kristin Davis

Monet Mazur Sexy Cleavage Pics

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Monet Mazur

Kristin Davis - I added about 500 random candids to her collection. And another chick whose's collection I believe is coming to a conclusion. Unless they make a 'Sex and the City 17' which I think people could care less about her career is pretty much over as well, not to mention all of the other chicks careers that were in that piece of shit. She was the only hot one on the show anyway...

Monet Mazur - I added close to 150 random candids to her collection. And yet another collection that will be coming to a close. This chick never really had a career to begin with so that is not all that surprising. And yet another collection that I thought would be a lot more interesting than it turned out to be. But all of these closing collections leaves room for the new ones so that is the plus side.

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