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Natassia Malthe
  • What she is famous for: Natassia Malthe {A.K.A. Lina Teal} is a Norwegian actress and model that was born on January 19 1974. There is a really good chance that you have no idea who she is? When your best role is in D.O.A. and your career is based around Uwe Boll films that pretty much makes you a D-list actress!
  • What I know her from:
    • Lake Placid; This was a funny movie and Betty White was hilarious.
    • Me, Myself & Irene; I haven't seen this movie in a long time, but when I watched it, it was funny. That was a long time ago so if I watched it again, that could change. Don't remember her being in it? Her role was actor-bikini girl.
    • 40 Days and 40 Nights; This is a pretty funny movie despite the dumb premise. You get to see her ass in it at least.
    • Stark Raving Mad; This was a pretty good movie if you are into heist movies like me. You get to see her ass in this too.
    • Chaos; This is a good movie but it doesn't have anything to do with her being in it for the five minutes that she is. But in that five minutes you do get to see her tits. Yep, she is THAT {sort of} actress!
    • Elektra; I wouldn't say that I know her from this. Hell, I wouldn't say I know any one from this except Jennifer Garner. I watched it because I watch comic book movies to see if they are good or not. Unfortunately, most times, they suck. This was no exception! I am glad that I have forgotten most of it.
    • DOA: Dead or Alive; Watch this movie ONLY to see the chicks that are in it!
    • Sex and Death 101; I thought this movie was pretty funny. She makes out with a girl in it while wearing some hot lingerie!
    • BloodRayne: Deliverance; Kristanna Loken had a hot sex scene in the first one so I thought maybe Natassia would in this one? Nope. Next time we will just skip the movie and check the net! Who in the blue fuck gives this guy money to make the monumental fails that he creates?
  • What I don't know her from:
    • Disturbing Behavior
    • Trapped
    • The Wedding Dress
    • Halloween: Resurrection
    • K-9: P.I.
    • A Guy Thing
    • Chicks with Sticks
    • Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss
    • Maxim Uncovered! Vol. 2
    • Devil's Highway
    • Wish You Were Here
    • Bound by Lies
    • Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
    • Awake
    • La belle dame sans merci
    • Bloodsuckers
    • Skinwalkers
    • Dead & Deader
    • Fallen on ABC Family
    • The Other Side of the Tracks
    • Alone in the Dark II
    • Knights of Bloodsteel on SyFy
    • Slave; It looks like she has a decent nude seen in this too, probably the only reason to watch it.
    • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief; Wasn't this a big movie? She can't catch a break, she played Lotus Land Waitress. Now I have never seen it, but that sounds like a great role with a huge part?
    • Bloodrayne: The Third Reich; There would be only one reason to watch this. Her lesbian sex scene is close to the ones on the movies channels after ten! Uwe Boll should just start writing and directing porn! He would be better at it. His movies have the {lack of} substance. He does get chicks to take thier clothes off though.
    • In the Name of the King: Two Worlds
  • SFW: Her collection is safe for work. You can catch her nude in the above mentioned films.
  • Quality: Medium to Ultra Super High Quality with no wallpapers and no tags
  • Summary: For her status as an actress I am pretty impressed with her collection of around 150 pics. There are quite a few from Maxim shoots that I think were back in the day when even the men's mags thought she had a chance at being an actress. She was promoting LG TVs at one point. I have no idea if she still is? I could check, but, nah. I don't think that we will be getting any hot shoots from her in the near future considering that she is basically doing soft core porn in straight to video sequels of Uwe Boll films. I think that is worse than Lifetime movies. The only men's mags that I know of that would be interested in an actress like that might be Playboy if they could pay her fifty bucks for a full nude shoot! But why would they do that when they can get other better rated washed up actresses? Hustler? I guess we can watch her nude scenes in movies that we can find at Wal-Mart in the bargain bin for $.99. It looks like she is Uwe's go to girl.
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Date Created = April 10 2012
Date Updated = December 28 2013
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