Shakira in a pink bikini top and tutu...
@ a photo shoot in Ibiza, Spain July 22 2010.What
the hell was this photo shoot for? I have no idea and after
about a half hour of searching I am going to say neither does
the internet. I have never seen these photos anywhere. I don't
keep up with her, maybe they were for an insert in a CD or DVD?
We have some that are similar to these but she is in a neon
green bikini top and tutu and they were taken next to the ocean.
Maybe this had something to do with a video that I will never
see because there is no way in blue hell that I am going to sit
on YouTube watching Shakira videos. Back Alley would end because
they would find me slumped over the PC with a bullet lodged
squarely in my grey matter with She Wolf playing. Back to
reality, there is no threat in that ever happening.
...Meh, Pink Tutu Already...
Maybe she just wanted to prance around Spain in a
hot pink tutu and bikini top because she was bored? To bad she
has her wonderful ass covered up in all of these. She should
have skipped the tutu and sported the bottoms that went to the
bikini top. Some one should clue her in, more of her big ass
less of her flat chest. Better yet more of her big ass and more
of her flat chest. She needs to hurry up, have her kittens, get
married, get her divorce, finish her breakdown, lose her
confidence because of her post child birth body, and get naked
for us. A naked belly dance would be great.
Never mind, we have twelve of the same reality TV
shows with different names on different channels that the washed
up singers flock to now. Something along the lines of The Voice
of An American Idol that a bunch of lifeless bored people can't
get enough of. Here is a clue, these people win and go nowhere
fast. Now singers can do all of the mental shit that I listed
above and then judge other wannabe singers because they are no
longer relevant in the recording industry. Then when that fails,
they have "Dancing With the Washed Up Celebs". Hollywood just
has to kill my dreams. Let their career die painlessly and get
on to showing us their good bits already! But no, you keep
tuning in every week to the mind numbing retardation and they
keep thinking that they are relevant. I blame you,
reality TV viewer.
The dimensions of most of these might look
impressive but the resolution tells the truth. You are warned! I
don't understand that. This has to be a case of a piece of shit
camera. These aren't stalkerazzi pics, they are a photo shoot
for fucks sake. Come on, buy a camera, you know that thing that
takes photographs. Irony, there is a picture of one in the pics.