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Shakira in a pink bikini top and tutu...

@ a photo shoot in Ibiza, Spain July 22 2010.What the hell was this photo shoot for? I have no idea and after about a half hour of searching I am going to say neither does the internet. I have never seen these photos anywhere. I don't keep up with her, maybe they were for an insert in a CD or DVD? We have some that are similar to these but she is in a neon green bikini top and tutu and they were taken next to the ocean. Maybe this had something to do with a video that I will never see because there is no way in blue hell that I am going to sit on YouTube watching Shakira videos. Back Alley would end because they would find me slumped over the PC with a bullet lodged squarely in my grey matter with She Wolf playing. Back to reality, there is no threat in that ever happening.  ...Meh, Pink Tutu Already...

Maybe she just wanted to prance around Spain in a hot pink tutu and bikini top because she was bored? To bad she has her wonderful ass covered up in all of these. She should have skipped the tutu and sported the bottoms that went to the bikini top. Some one should clue her in, more of her big ass less of her flat chest. Better yet more of her big ass and more of her flat chest. She needs to hurry up, have her kittens, get married, get her divorce, finish her breakdown, lose her confidence because of her post child birth body, and get naked for us. A naked belly dance would be great.

Never mind, we have twelve of the same reality TV shows with different names on different channels that the washed up singers flock to now. Something along the lines of The Voice of An American Idol that a bunch of lifeless bored people can't get enough of. Here is a clue, these people win and go nowhere fast. Now singers can do all of the mental shit that I listed above and then judge other wannabe singers because they are no longer relevant in the recording industry. Then when that fails, they have "Dancing With the Washed Up Celebs". Hollywood just has to kill my dreams. Let their career die painlessly and get on to showing us their good bits already! But no, you keep tuning in every week to the mind numbing retardation and they keep thinking that they are relevant. I blame you, reality TV viewer.

The dimensions of most of these might look impressive but the resolution tells the truth. You are warned! I don't understand that. This has to be a case of a piece of shit camera. These aren't stalkerazzi pics, they are a photo shoot for fucks sake. Come on, buy a camera, you know that thing that takes photographs. Irony, there is a picture of one in the pics. Sad. Enjoy!

Shakira's BackAlley Bio
  • What she is famous for: Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll is a Colombian musician that was born on February 2 1977. She is famous for pop songs such as: Whenever, Wherever, Underneath Your Clothes, Hips Don't Lie, Beautiful Liar w/Beyoncé, ect...
  • What I know her from: I don't listen to her music but I am alive and do have internet, television, and radio so I have heard her music. I also happen to run a celebrity image website so I see pics of her all the time. A hot 4'11" chick that has an ass that doesn't stop that likes to dry hump every one and everything she can find when she is on stage? How can a man resist pictures of that? Overrated pop singer or not. At least she doesn't think she is an actress... yet.
  • What I don't know her from: I don't listen to her music so I don't know anything about it but I will list it because she is successful.
    • Albums
      • Pies Descalzos (1995)
      • Dónde Están los Ladrones? (1998)
      • Laundry Service (2001)
      • Fijación Oral Vol. 1 (2005)
      • Oral Fixation Vol. 2 (2005)
      • She Wolf (2009)
      • Sale el Sol (2010)
    • US Charted Singles
      • "Tú"
      • "Ojos Así"
      • "Whenever, Wherever"
      • "Underneath Your Clothes"
      • "Objection (Tango)"
      • "La Tortura" (featuring Alejandro Sanz)
      • "No" (featuring Gustavo Cerati)
      • "Don't Bother"
      • "Día de Enero"
      • "Hips Don't Lie" (featuring Wyclef Jean)
      • "Beautiful Liar" (with Beyoncé)
      • "She Wolf"
      • "Did It Again" Not only is trying to be a pop star, she is even stealing Britney's titles. So much for her not selling out to the music industry.
      • "Give It Up to Me" (featuring Lil Wayne)
      • "Gypsy"
      • "Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)" (featuring Freshlyground)
      • "Loca" (featuring El Cata / Dizzee Rascal)
      • "Rabiosa" (featuring El Cata / Pitbull)
      • "Get It Started" (Pitbull featuring Shakira)
  • SFW: Her collection is safe for work. No nudity so far but wait a minute, she is in her thirties and it is about time for the youngsters to replace her.
  • Quality: Medium to Ultra Super High Quality with some wallpapers and no tags
  • Candids: Her candid collection consists of bikini and various hot event pics. About 500 of those.
  • Summary: Not to surprising that her photo shoot collection is over 700 pics. There are a few rarities in there but most of the ultra high qualities are fairly common on the net. We are trying to find her older pics with black hair in good quality but that has proved to be a challenge. Would it be worth it if it wasn't? We got a few and we haven't given up. This collection is not close to done. She will be around awhile. Let's hope that the shoots get racier. It is about time that we see that wonderful ass of hers in a thong in high quality! She needs to give those of us that don't like her music something.
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Date Created = November 21 2012
Date Updated = November 21 2012
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